# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/61 "2007-01-10T23:16:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Kevbo]  
Slide down nose  
Artichoke  
[/QUOTE]

Nummy green food.

bear

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/62 "2007-01-10T23:29:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Dorjän]  
Nice pink plant.

**gallbladder**  
[/QUOTE]

GOD THAT HURTS!!!  
\*\*switchblade  
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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/63 "2007-01-10T23:32:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Clothahump]  
**switchblade**  
[/QUOTE]

Fun platform game.  
Borborigmy

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2007, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/64 "2007-01-10T23:57:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]

Borborigmy  
[/QUOTE]

Guts go gurgle

samurai

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/65 "2007-01-11T00:20:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Greasy, cheesy salad.

Cheetah.  
[/QUOTE]

Collegian Ted Kennedy

**palindrome**

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**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/66 "2007-01-11T01:16:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Ignatz]  
**palindrome**  
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word like “mom”  
**ambulance**

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/67 "2007-01-11T01:24:12Z")

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[QUOTE=xanthous]

**ambulance**  
[/QUOTE]

Move over now!

**Buddha**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/68 "2007-01-11T01:24:21Z")

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[QUOTE=xanthous]  
**ambulance**  
[/QUOTE]

accident scene vehicle  
cadet

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/69 "2007-01-11T01:33:18Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
accident scene vehicle  
cadet  
[/QUOTE]

space or war?  
**helicopter**

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/70 "2007-01-11T02:14:26Z")

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Looks like **Buddha** got skipped so I’ll take it:

Wise Eastern dude

**Flashlight**

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**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/71 "2007-01-11T05:08:37Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
**Flashlight**  
[/QUOTE]

Portable illumination device.  
God

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/72 "2007-01-11T05:12:44Z")

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The Almighty Smiter.

Cow

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**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/73 "2007-01-11T05:50:22Z")

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picking up skipped ones,

bear - greater than samurai  
samurai - greater than bear  
helicopter - big flying fan  
cow - portable milk dispenser  
youtube

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/74 "2007-01-11T06:15:18Z")

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[QUOTE=shijinn]  
picking up skipped ones,

youtube  
[/QUOTE]

boring amateur videos

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/75 "2007-01-11T11:51:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Duckster]  
boring amateur videos  
[/QUOTE]

You forgot to give us one! Why don’t I suggest:

Alzheimer’s.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/76 "2007-01-11T11:55:58Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Alzheimer’s.  
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Who are you?  
Bamboo

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/77 "2007-01-11T11:59:06Z")

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Pandas love it.

Superglue.

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/78 "2007-01-11T12:06:13Z")

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Mr. Ed’s Fate

Tequila

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/79 "2007-01-11T12:14:00Z")

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[QUOTE=hocow]  
Mr. Ed’s Fate

Tequila  
[/QUOTE]

Booze with worm  
**Highway**

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/80 "2007-01-11T12:17:52Z")

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Driving too fast.

Chopsticks.

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