# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/781 "2007-01-30T17:51:27Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Barbaro Brand Glue™ Next: Broke [/QUOTE] Ain’t, Don’t Fix Warm Smell of Colitas ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/782 "2007-01-30T17:54:49Z")
“Warm smell of Colitas”: Debated Eagles lyric. Don Henley. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/783 "2007-01-30T19:37:35Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] “Warm smell of Colitas”: Debated Eagles lyric. Don Henley. [/QUOTE] Walden Woods Eagle Obfustrication ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/784 "2007-01-30T20:58:08Z")
Obfustrication: Mutant kinda obfuscation. _The Oxford English Dictionary._ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/785 "2007-01-30T21:18:48Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Obfustrication: Mutant kinda obfuscation. _The Oxford English Dictionary._ [/QUOTE] Has all words. God Hates Fags ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/786 "2007-01-30T21:19:57Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _The Oxford English Dictionary._ [/QUOTE] Lexicographer’s defining achievement. **George Steinbrenner** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/787 "2007-01-30T21:21:19Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] God Hates Fags [/QUOTE] Fred Phelps mantra. **George Steinbrenner** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/788 "2007-01-30T21:22:18Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Lexicographer’s defining achievement. **George Steinbrenner** [/QUOTE] Dick Cheney’s Brother Homer Simpson. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/789 "2007-01-30T21:23:06Z")
## [QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] God Hates Fags [/QUOTE] But adores dykes. 😃 Speaking of God here’s something that was printed on a business card I saw recently…don’t ask: “Prayerfully planned…” ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/790 "2007-01-30T21:34:53Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Dick Cheney’s Brother Homer Simpson. [/QUOTE] Oafish animated everyman. Next: Squee! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/791 "2007-01-30T21:38:20Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Oafish animated everyman. Next: Squee! [/QUOTE] Cute public expletive Hippopotamus ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/792 "2007-01-30T21:39:47Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Cute public expletive Hippopotamus [/QUOTE] That’s my wife! Next: Family ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/793 "2007-01-30T21:48:24Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Next: Family [/QUOTE] ## My queer brethren And now that we’re not speaking about God, here’s something that was printed on a business card I saw recently…don’t ask: “Prayerfully planned…” ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/794 "2007-01-30T21:55:17Z")
## [QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] My queer brethren And now that we’re not speaking about God, here’s something that was printed on a business card I saw recently…don’t ask: “Prayerfully planned…” [/QUOTE] A catholic family. **Miniskirt.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/795 "2007-01-30T21:56:32Z")
Very easy access or Flip top fucking Bagel ---
**Author:** ![Intelligently\_Designed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intelligently_designed/32/20957_2.png) [@Intelligently\_Designed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intelligently_Designed)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/796 "2007-01-30T22:00:25Z")
Hole in one. West ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/797 "2007-01-30T22:02:18Z")
Not quite east. Hammerhead shark ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/798 "2007-01-30T22:03:09Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Not quite east. Hammerhead shark [/QUOTE] James Woods’s role Rudolph Giuliani ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2007, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/799 "2007-01-30T23:18:04Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] James Woods’s role Rudolph Giuliani [/QUOTE] next American prez Hillary Clinton ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/800 "2007-01-31T00:10:12Z")
[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore] next American prez Hillary Clinton [/QUOTE] Obama’s presidential opponent Furries [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=41)