# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/801 "2007-01-31T00:11:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore]  
next American prez

Hillary Clinton  
[/QUOTE]

Hideous smirking shrew.

Next: Socialism

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/802 "2007-01-31T04:31:30Z")

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Furries: Make me shudder.

Socialism: Delusional political viewpoint.

Fidel Castro.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/803 "2007-01-31T04:56:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Fidel Castro.  
[/QUOTE]

Dictator with beard.

Antonio Salazar

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/804 "2007-01-31T14:32:31Z")

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Antonio Salazar: Reactionary Portuguese leader.

Salazar Slytherin.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/805 "2007-01-31T22:34:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Salazar Slytherin.  
[/QUOTE]

Hogwarts School founder.

**Pitcairn Island**

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/806 "2007-01-31T22:40:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Hogwarts School founder.

**Pitcairn Island**  
[/QUOTE]

Bounty mutineers’ paradise

Ellis Island

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2007, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/807 "2007-01-31T23:20:13Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Bounty mutineers’ paradise

Ellis Island  
[/QUOTE]

Immigrant processing center

the “N” word

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/808 "2007-02-01T00:45:43Z")

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The “N” word: Use it niggardly.

Former D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/809 "2007-02-01T00:51:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
The “N” word: Use it niggardly.

Former D.C. Mayor Anthony Williams.  
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Public Properties Realty

Next: Shine on you crazy Diamond

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/810 "2007-02-01T01:46:51Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]

Next: Shine on you crazy Diamond

[/QUOTE]

Pink Floyd lyric.

Shatner’s rendition of “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/811 "2007-02-01T02:06:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Shatner’s rendition of “Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds”  
[/QUOTE]

Oh puh-leeeeeze. 😛

Mnemonic device.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/812 "2007-02-01T02:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Oh puh-leeeeeze. 😛

Mnemonic device.  
[/QUOTE]

Rainbow colors: VIBGYOR

or

Pluto ruined one.

Hemiola

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/813 "2007-02-01T03:52:17Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
Rainbow colors: VIBGYOR

or

Pluto ruined one.

Hemiola  
[/QUOTE]

use three breves

Soulmate Calculator

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/814 "2007-02-01T04:20:26Z")

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[QUOTE=hocow]

Soulmate Calculator  
[/QUOTE]

Quite quite useless

Chris Schenkel

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/815 "2007-02-01T04:45:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]

Chris Schenkel  
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unknown pseudo-celebrity  
the center of the Sun

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/816 "2007-02-01T12:02:45Z")

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[QUOTE=neuroman]  
the center of the Sun  
[/QUOTE]

Hotter than hell.

_The Divine Comedy_

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/817 "2007-02-01T13:15:32Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Hotter than hell.

_The Divine Comedy_  
[/QUOTE]

Dante’s Classic Opus

Edward Scissorhands

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**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/818 "2007-02-01T13:31:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

Edward Scissorhands  
[/QUOTE]

Burton Depp Ryder  
Next: Drawing pins

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/819 "2007-02-01T13:41:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Butterscotch]  
Burton Depp Ryder  
Next: Drawing pins  
[/QUOTE]

That’s easy – thumbtacks!

**Party Planner.**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/820 "2007-02-01T13:48:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
**Party Planner.**  
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Paid to play.  
Kegger.

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