# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/821 "2007-02-01T14:15:15Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Paid to play. Kegger. [/QUOTE] BEER! MORE BEER! Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/822 "2007-02-01T14:51:36Z")
Homer Simpson: Mmmmm… more beer. Montgomery Burns. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/823 "2007-02-01T14:54:54Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Homer Simpson: Mmmmm… more beer. Montgomery Burns. [/QUOTE] Ex Ce Lent Next: Insurance ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/824 "2007-02-01T15:03:47Z")
Insurance: Mostly a scam. _The Grifters._ ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/825 "2007-02-01T20:32:41Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _The Grifters._ [/QUOTE] Annette Bening film. **Reese Witherspoon** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/826 "2007-02-01T20:38:17Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Reese Witherspoon** [/QUOTE] Oscar-winning actress. Bioflick. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/827 "2007-02-01T20:40:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Annette Bening film. **Reese Witherspoon** [/QUOTE] Dandy little actress. **Extraterrestrial.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/828 "2007-02-01T20:44:38Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Oscar-winning actress. Bioflick. [/QUOTE] Not really real Extraterrestrial ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/829 "2007-02-01T23:02:37Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Extraterrestrial [/QUOTE] Notorious anal probers. Next: Wrecked 'em ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2007, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/830 "2007-02-01T23:41:54Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Notorious anal probers. Next: Wrecked 'em [/QUOTE] Hell! Killed 'em! Captain Kangaroo ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/831 "2007-02-02T00:58:54Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] Captain Kangaroo [/QUOTE] twicks’s childhood fave. Cancun. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/832 "2007-02-02T01:10:06Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Cancun. [/QUOTE] Many drunken teenagers Artie Shaw ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/833 "2007-02-02T01:17:10Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Artie Shaw [/QUOTE] Much-married musician. Edsel. ---
**Author:** ![straight\_man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straight_man/32/3027_2.png) [@straight\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/straight_man)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/834 "2007-02-02T01:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Much-married musician. Edsel. [/QUOTE] Two types lemon. Celine Dion. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/835 "2007-02-02T02:15:46Z")
[QUOTE=straight man] Two types lemon. Celine Dion. [/QUOTE] Iceberg fulfilled wishes. Next: Outlaw country Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/836 "2007-02-02T03:49:55Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Iceberg fulfilled wishes. Next: Outlaw country Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] Where crooks live. Next: Wall Street ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/837 "2007-02-02T04:55:20Z")
Wall Street: Crooks there, too. Amb. Joe Kennedy Sr. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/838 "2007-02-02T13:30:58Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Wall Street: Crooks there, too. Amb. Joe Kennedy Sr. [/QUOTE] Started a dynasty. eBay ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/839 "2007-02-02T13:48:54Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] eBay [/QUOTE] Virtual yard sale. Next: Condominium ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/840 "2007-02-02T13:56:19Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Virtual yard sale. Next: Condominium [/QUOTE] Home sans yard. **Studio.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=43)