# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/881 "2007-02-03T15:14:31Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Pregnancy** [/QUOTE] Looooooooooooooong for elephants. Trunk. ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/882 "2007-02-03T15:23:06Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Looooooooooooooong for elephants. Trunk. [/QUOTE] Looooooooooooooong for elephants. **Bellybutton lint.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/883 "2007-02-03T15:25:54Z")
[QUOTE=Hogwash] Looooooooooooooong for elephants. **Bellybutton lint.** [/QUOTE] [The Master Speaks](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_080.html) Chocolate mint ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/884 "2007-02-03T15:39:10Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Chocolate mint [/QUOTE] See post 887. Postal workers ---
**Author:** ![Dr.nuggets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Dr.nuggets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.nuggets)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/885 "2007-02-03T17:24:34Z")
Urinary tract bodypart teacher ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/886 "2007-02-03T17:37:29Z")
Teacher: Important childhood mentor. Chocolate mint. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/887 "2007-02-03T17:39:07Z")
Chocolate mint: Hotel pillow confection. Postal workers: Bring your mail. _The Office._ ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/888 "2007-02-03T17:45:49Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _The Office._ [/QUOTE] Offbeat TV show. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/889 "2007-02-03T17:53:08Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Offbeat TV show. Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs [/QUOTE] Side effects include Family Feud ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/890 "2007-02-03T17:57:19Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Family Feud [/QUOTE] Yeah – good answer! Richard Dawson. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/891 "2007-02-03T18:14:06Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Yeah – good answer! Richard Dawson. [/QUOTE] TV Gameshow Guy. **Totem Pole.** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/892 "2007-02-03T19:56:01Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Totem Pole.** [/QUOTE] Carved raven, wolf. **Edgar Allan Poe** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/893 "2007-02-03T20:13:36Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Carved raven, wolf. **Edgar Allan Poe** [/QUOTE] Raven, writing desk Alice Liddel ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/894 "2007-02-03T20:21:52Z")
Alice Liddell: Carroll’s young fixation. ([Alice Liddell - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Liddell)) Chortling. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/895 "2007-02-03T20:28:25Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Chortling. [/QUOTE] O frabjous day! White Rabbit ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/896 "2007-02-03T20:49:03Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] O frabjous day! White Rabbit [/QUOTE] Can’t bunny hop. **Koosh ball** ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/897 "2007-02-03T20:49:53Z")
Koosh ball: Rubber Alien Lifeform Next up: Duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/898 "2007-02-03T21:23:46Z")
[QUOTE=clayton\_e] Koosh ball: Rubber Alien Lifeform Next up: Duct tape. [/QUOTE] Duct Tape: Not Overtly Sophisticated. Next up: Edible Underwear. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/899 "2007-02-03T21:56:19Z")
[QUOTE=Gukumatz] Duct Tape: Not Overtly Sophisticated. Next up: Edible Underwear. [/QUOTE] Snack on panties Next: porn film Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/900 "2007-02-03T22:02:47Z")
[QUOTE=Gukumatz] Duct Tape: Not Overtly Sophisticated. Next up: Edible Underwear. [/QUOTE] Sweet, naughty treat. Bottle Warmer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=46)