# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/901 "2007-02-03T22:32:03Z")
[QUOTE=hocow] Bottle Warmer [/QUOTE] Not breast feedibg. Next: Apocolypse ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/902 "2007-02-04T00:17:05Z")
Anticipated by nutjobs. Lawrence Welk. ---
**Author:** ![bumfuzzled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@bumfuzzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bumfuzzled)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/903 "2007-02-04T00:33:57Z")
Champagne music man Melon baller ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/904 "2007-02-04T01:35:23Z")
Melon Baller: Super Duper Scooper ! Next: Velcro ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/905 "2007-02-04T01:38:28Z")
[QUOTE=bumfuzzled] Melon baller [/QUOTE] Weird fruit [fetishist](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=195331&highlight=electric+watermelon). Lead paint ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/906 "2007-02-04T01:39:32Z")
Velcro: Hooks and loops. Lead paint. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/907 "2007-02-04T02:14:00Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Lead paint. [/QUOTE] Remove it carefully. _The Incredibles_. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/908 "2007-02-04T05:28:54Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Remove it carefully. _The Incredibles_. [/QUOTE] CGI Superhero Family HDTV ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/909 "2007-02-04T14:06:48Z")
HDTV Human’s eye view. **Icon** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/910 "2007-02-04T15:28:30Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] **Icon** [/QUOTE] Right-click; Properties. Next: cold sore ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/911 "2007-02-04T15:32:33Z")
Epidermal Herpetic Eruption. **Follicle** ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/912 "2007-02-04T16:41:51Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] **Follicle** [/QUOTE] Hair’s rooted there. Vanilla Coke ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/913 "2007-02-04T19:18:29Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Vanilla Coke [/QUOTE] More niche marketing. Microwave popcorn. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/914 "2007-02-04T19:40:32Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Microwave popcorn. [/QUOTE] What’s that stench? Central Asia ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/915 "2007-02-04T19:47:38Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Central Asia [/QUOTE] Former Soviet “stans”. **Jennifer Love Hewitt** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/916 "2007-02-05T00:30:09Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Jennifer Love Hewitt** [/QUOTE] Buxom, pointy-chinned. Big Bad Wolf ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/917 "2007-02-05T02:10:21Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Big Bad Wolf [/QUOTE] Fairy Tale heavy. Next: Daaa Bairse ---
**Author:** ![bumfuzzled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@bumfuzzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bumfuzzled)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/918 "2007-02-05T02:19:35Z")
Losing Super Bowl [at least for the time being] chapstick ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/919 "2007-02-05T02:26:31Z")
[QUOTE=bumfuzzled] chapstick [/QUOTE] Keeps lips moist. Polyethylene ---
**Author:** ![bumfuzzled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@bumfuzzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bumfuzzled)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/920 "2007-02-05T02:30:20Z")
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