# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/81 "2007-01-11T12:26:44Z")
Chopsticks. Poke and Stab Ice cubes ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/82 "2007-01-11T12:27:51Z")
Fancy eating sticks Cola ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/83 "2007-01-11T12:28:31Z")
Real cold water Cola ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/84 "2007-01-11T12:31:48Z")
Makes you burp. Park Benches. ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/85 "2007-01-11T12:40:03Z")
Covered in guano. Widescreen TVs. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/86 "2007-01-11T12:46:24Z")
Widescreen TVs: The big picture Circumcision ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/87 "2007-01-11T13:53:32Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Circumcision [/QUOTE] Leave a tip. Next: San Francisco. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/88 "2007-01-11T13:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=Colophon] Next: San Francisco. [/QUOTE] Baghdad by Bay. Impudence ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/89 "2007-01-11T14:36:57Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Impudence [/QUOTE] Smart assed. Duh. Schnitzel. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/90 "2007-01-11T14:39:18Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Schnitzel. [/QUOTE] Best with noodles. Boom box ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/91 "2007-01-11T14:41:47Z")
Impudence: How dare you! American flag. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/92 "2007-01-11T14:44:28Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] American flag. [/QUOTE] Full of stars. Next: the Monolith from 2001. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/93 "2007-01-11T14:56:07Z")
Monolith: Teaches apes stuff. Boom box (since we skipped it earlier). ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/94 "2007-01-11T14:56:34Z")
Nice and smooth. Women’s razors. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/95 "2007-01-11T14:57:42Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Boom box (since we skipped it earlier). [/QUOTE] Loud annoying box Squid ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/96 "2007-01-11T14:57:55Z")
D’oh, didn’t see that on preview. Boom boxes; On your shoulder. Women’s razors. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/97 "2007-01-11T14:59:59Z")
Women’s razors: Honey, it’s mine! Stapler. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/98 "2007-01-11T15:05:15Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Women’s razors: Honey, it’s mine! Stapler. [/QUOTE] Burn building down. Totalitarianism ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/99 "2007-01-11T15:07:51Z")
_He’s_ the boss. Schooner. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/100 "2007-01-11T15:10:38Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Burn building down. Totalitarianism [/QUOTE] One Bad-ass Party. **Perpendicular.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=6)