# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1001 "2007-02-08T18:36:25Z")
Varicose veins: Moms have 'em. Pregnancy. ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1002 "2007-02-08T19:23:07Z")
you had sex ! ! weedeater ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1003 "2007-02-08T19:30:02Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] weedeater [/QUOTE] Fells tall plants. Light sweet crude ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1004 "2007-02-08T19:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Light sweet crude it makes gasoline rectal thermometer ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1005 "2007-02-08T19:56:49Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] rectal thermometer [/QUOTE] Ew! Get away! Flea collar. ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1006 "2007-02-08T20:10:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Flea collar. kills dem ticks pomegranate ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1007 "2007-02-08T20:19:37Z")
[QUOTE=Snipe1978] pomegranate [/QUOTE] Seedy juice source. **Grenada** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1008 "2007-02-08T20:26:46Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Grenada** [/QUOTE] Fine Corinthian leather. _Fantasy Island_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1009 "2007-02-08T20:43:01Z")
_Fantasy Island_: “De plane! De…” Midgets in white suits. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1010 "2007-02-08T20:51:51Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Midgets in white suits. [/QUOTE] Miami mini-me convention. _Miami Vice_ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1011 "2007-02-08T20:52:55Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] _Miami Vice_ [/QUOTE] Look! No socks! Don Johnson ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1012 "2007-02-09T04:56:23Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Don Johnson [/QUOTE] [One term Congressman](http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=J000120) Heath Shuler ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1013 "2007-02-09T13:01:52Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] [One term Congressman](http://bioguide.congress.gov/scripts/biodisplay.pl?index=J000120) Heath Shuler [/QUOTE] A candybar’s namesake. **Bad Hair Day.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1014 "2007-02-09T13:21:29Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] A candybar’s namesake. **Bad Hair Day.** [/QUOTE] Blamed for everything Anna Nicole Smith ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1015 "2007-02-09T13:25:13Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Anna Nicole Smith [/QUOTE] Dead at 39. Next: Floozy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1016 "2007-02-09T14:59:02Z")
Floozy: Like a bar-fly. Jello shots. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1017 "2007-02-09T15:06:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Jello shots. [/QUOTE] Never had one. Big-screen TV. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1018 "2007-02-09T15:12:20Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Never had one. Big-screen TV. [/QUOTE] An expensive extravagance. **U.S. Mail.** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1019 "2007-02-09T15:41:03Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] An expensive extravagance. **U.S. Mail.** [/QUOTE] Neither Rain Nor… **Celebrity Deathpool** ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1020 "2007-02-09T15:50:31Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Neither Rain Nor… **Celebrity Deathpool** [/QUOTE] Who kicks next? **Weekend Warrior.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=52)