# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1021 "2007-02-09T17:30:32Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Weekend Warrior.** [/QUOTE] Weekday desk jockey Really loud neighbors ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1022 "2007-02-09T17:52:15Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Weekday desk jockey Really loud neighbors [/QUOTE] That’d be me. **Tambourine.** ---
**Author:** ![Butterscotch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dc4da7/32.png) [@Butterscotch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Butterscotch)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1023 "2007-02-09T17:59:44Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **Tambourine.** [/QUOTE] Jingles when hit Next: chewing gum ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1024 "2007-02-09T18:00:49Z")
[QUOTE=Butterscotch] Next: chewing gum [/QUOTE] Cud for humanoids. Cow. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1025 "2007-02-09T18:05:01Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Cow. [/QUOTE] Hamburger on hooves. Fuel injection ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1026 "2007-02-09T21:32:33Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Fuel injection [/QUOTE] [Powers this Chevy.](http://oldcarandtruckpictures.com/ChevyTri-Five/1957_Chevrolet_Model_150_Sedan-Fuel_Injection-283.jpg) **Grenada** (as opposed to _Granada_, the Spanish city which apparently reminded **twickster** of [this commercial)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV06_moDqSw)) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1027 "2007-02-09T21:45:26Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Grenada** (as opposed to _Granada_, the Spanish city which apparently reminded **twickster** of [this commercial)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV06_moDqSw)) [/QUOTE] Granada, Cordoba, what **ev** er. I was hoping no one would notice that whole brain fart. Thanks oodles, **sternvogel** What Gramps drove. Lawrence Welk. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1028 "2007-02-09T21:48:56Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Lawrence Welk. [/QUOTE] Lawrence Welk again? Next: Meatloaf ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1029 "2007-02-09T21:51:12Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Lawrence Welk again? Next: Meatloaf [/QUOTE] Uses up leftovers **Lorena Bobbitt** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1030 "2007-02-09T21:59:14Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] **Lorena Bobbitt** [/QUOTE] The cutting edge. Ginzu knives ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1031 "2007-02-09T22:27:58Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Ginzu knives [/QUOTE] Free bamboo steamer! Popeil pocket fisherman ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1032 "2007-02-09T22:34:56Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Popeil pocket fisherman [/QUOTE] Doesn’t _actually_ work. Next: Apply it _directly_ to the forehead! ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1033 "2007-02-09T22:37:05Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Doesn’t _actually_ work. Next: Apply it _directly_ to the forehead! [/QUOTE] Hearty dope slap **Farrier** ---
**Author:** ![Hogwash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e57/32.png) [@Hogwash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hogwash)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1034 "2007-02-09T22:41:32Z")
Farrier: Easy does it. **Introvert**. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1035 "2007-02-10T03:06:41Z")
[QUOTE=Hogwash] **Introvert**. [/QUOTE] Keeps to himself. Origami ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1036 "2007-02-10T03:13:55Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Keeps to himself. Origami [/QUOTE] Beautifully folded paper analog ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1037 "2007-02-10T03:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] analog [/QUOTE] Continuous signal, non-digital Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1038 "2007-02-10T04:49:38Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” [/QUOTE] His biggest hit Hugh Masekela ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1039 "2007-02-10T14:14:26Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Hugh Masekela [/QUOTE] World famous flugelhornist. Flugelhorn. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2007, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1040 "2007-02-10T15:09:48Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Flugelhorn. [/QUOTE] Funniest instrument name. Crumpet [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=53)