# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 55

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1081 "2007-02-12T13:21:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
It’s against the…  
Hogan’s Heroes  
[/QUOTE]

I know nothing!

**ceramic tile.**

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1082 "2007-02-12T14:24:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]

**ceramic tile.**  
[/QUOTE]

Modern primitive flooring.

Next: Written Warning

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1083 "2007-02-12T14:24:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
**ceramic tile.**  
[/QUOTE]

Nice for backsplash.  
Kitchen sink.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1084 "2007-02-12T14:26:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Written Warning  
[/QUOTE]

Permanent record entry.  
Kitchen sink.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1085 "2007-02-12T14:32:51Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Kitchen sink.  
[/QUOTE]

[Artsy on-line mag.](http://www.kitchensinkmag.com/)

Surface tension

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**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1086 "2007-02-12T14:42:43Z")

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Surface tension:

breaks with soap

mosquito

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**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1087 "2007-02-12T15:16:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Kotick]  
Surface tension:

breaks with soap

mosquito  
[/QUOTE]

mosquito: Tabasco can kill  
Hemochromatosis

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1088 "2007-02-12T15:22:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Paul The Younger]

Hemochromatosis  
[/QUOTE]

Excess iron absorbtion.

vaudeville

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1089 "2007-02-12T15:37:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

vaudeville  
[/QUOTE]

[Pickle Family Circus](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickle_Family_Circus)

Loved their shows as a kid.

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Benefiber

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**Author:** ![unfinished\_symphony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d9b06d/32.png) [@unfinished\_symphony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unfinished_symphony)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1090 "2007-02-12T18:02:14Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

Benefiber  
[/QUOTE]

little white liar.

… _cornucopia_

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1091 "2007-02-12T18:07:35Z")

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[QUOTE=unfinished symphony]

… _cornucopia_  
[/QUOTE]

Thanksgiving Day Centerpiece.

Next: Thanksgiving Day

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1092 "2007-02-12T18:12:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Next: Thanksgiving Day  
[/QUOTE]

Turkey, pumpkin pie.  
Football

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1093 "2007-02-12T18:38:54Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Turkey, pumpkin pie.  
Football  
[/QUOTE]

Rugby or Soccer?

Avenue Q

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1094 "2007-02-12T18:50:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

Avenue Q  
[/QUOTE]

Adult muppet musical

Acronyms

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1095 "2007-02-12T20:58:54Z")

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Acronyms: Like NASA, CIA.

Central Intelligence Agency.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1096 "2007-02-12T21:02:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Central Intelligence Agency.  
[/QUOTE]

_Good Shepherd_ subject.

Matt Damon.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1097 "2007-02-12T21:08:24Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Matt Damon.  
[/QUOTE]

_Good Will Hunting_

Robin Williams

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1098 "2007-02-12T21:16:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]  
Robin Williams  
[/QUOTE]

Mr. Mister Happy

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Ear wax

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1099 "2007-02-12T21:44:06Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
Ear wax  
[/QUOTE]

Bernie Bott’s flavor.

Midseason slump

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2007, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1100 "2007-02-12T21:51:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Scribble]

Midseason slump  
[/QUOTE]

You suck, temporarily.

Next: Reorg.

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