# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 57
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1121 "2007-02-13T19:32:13Z")
John Lennon: Very talented songwriter. Paul McCartney. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1122 "2007-02-13T19:45:27Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Paul McCartney. [/QUOTE] Married a golddigger. Elope ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1123 "2007-02-13T19:47:44Z")
Elope: Paul McCartney shoulda. Cantelope. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1124 "2007-02-13T20:03:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Elope: Paul McCartney shoulda. Cantelope. [/QUOTE] Good summer fruit. Stephen King ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1125 "2007-02-13T20:14:14Z")
Stephen King: Aging scary writer. Herman Melville. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1126 "2007-02-13T20:17:11Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Herman Melville. [/QUOTE] Call me Ishmael Next: Gonzo ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1127 "2007-02-13T21:49:39Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Gonzo [/QUOTE] Fact and fiction * * * lava lamps ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1128 "2007-02-13T22:07:38Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] lava lamps [/QUOTE] OOO-ooh. _Trippy_, man! Volcanoes ---
**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1129 "2007-02-13T22:18:54Z")
Volcanoes: lava lamp forefathers fishballs ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1130 "2007-02-13T23:21:33Z")
[QUOTE=Kotick] fishballs [/QUOTE] Good in pho. Vietnamese food. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1131 "2007-02-14T04:01:25Z")
Vietnamese food: Gimme spring rolls! _Pad thai._ ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1132 "2007-02-14T07:03:58Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Pad thai._ [/QUOTE] Bangkok noodle dish. Rear defroster ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1133 "2007-02-14T13:11:10Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Why should you be embarrassed? I’m the one who made an ass of myself … twice… [/QUOTE] Yeah, but I’m a _pussy_. I looked it up. At least you stood tall and took your lumps. I got my eye on you, **Twicks** …you’re goin’ places! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1134 "2007-02-14T13:12:13Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Bangkok noodle dish. Rear defroster [/QUOTE] Heated car seat. **Valentine’s Day.** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1135 "2007-02-14T13:20:00Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] Yeah, but I’m a _pussy_. I looked it up. At least you stood tall and took your lumps. I got my eye on you, **Twicks** …you’re goin’ places! [/QUOTE] Not today … the roads are icy and I’m gonna work from home. Just as soon as I finish reading MPSIMS. > [@](#): > > Valentine’s Day Disrespectful of singles. 😛 Chocolate ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1136 "2007-02-14T13:49:53Z")
Willie Wonka’s World Next: **Theremin** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1137 "2007-02-14T14:43:49Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] **Theremin** [/QUOTE] Music making antennas. Next: Headache. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1138 "2007-02-14T15:02:51Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Music making antennas. Next: Headache. [/QUOTE] Where’s the Tylenol? Trojan ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_The\_Younger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Paul\_The\_Younger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_The_Younger)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1139 "2007-02-14T15:17:39Z")
[QUOTE=hocow] Where’s the Tylenol? Trojan [/QUOTE] Thinks Helen’s HOT. Spartan. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1140 "2007-02-15T02:54:57Z")
[QUOTE=Paul The Younger] Spartan. [/QUOTE] Men of war John Vliet Lindsay [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=56) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=58)