# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 58

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1141 "2007-02-15T04:03:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]  
Men of war

John Vliet Lindsay  
[/QUOTE]

Mayor with problems

**Vachel Lindsay**

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1142 "2007-02-15T04:17:45Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
**Vachel Lindsay**  
[/QUOTE]

Peripatetic prairie poet.

Parachute

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**Author:** ![bumfuzzled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ec8ea/32.png) [@bumfuzzled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bumfuzzled)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1143 "2007-02-15T04:26:08Z")

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quick exit strategy

Kraft mac and cheese

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1144 "2007-02-15T11:45:04Z")

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[QUOTE=bumfuzzled]  
quick exit strategy  
[/quote]

nice!

> [@](#):
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> Kraft mac and cheese

Meal in box.  
Meatloaf.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1145 "2007-02-15T12:47:47Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
nice!

Meal in box.  
Meatloaf.  
[/QUOTE]

Don’t let your…

**Infestation.**

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1146 "2007-02-15T12:56:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Kalhoun]  
Don’t let your…

**Infestation.**  
[/QUOTE]

Wisconsin Dells tourists

Sanguine

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1147 "2007-02-15T14:48:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]

Sanguine  
[/QUOTE]

Naturally good natured.

Next: _“The Keys to God’s Kingdom.”_

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1148 "2007-02-15T14:53:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
Next: _“The Keys to God’s Kingdom.”_  
[/QUOTE]

Frickin’ Google ad.

Katrina relief fund

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1149 "2007-02-15T14:58:12Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]

Katrina relief fund  
[/QUOTE]

More mismanaged money.

Next: Lucifer, Prince of Darkness

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1150 "2007-02-15T15:29:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Winston Smith]  
More mismanaged money.

Next: Lucifer, Prince of Darkness  
[/QUOTE]

My favorite mentor.

**Tropical.**

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1151 "2007-02-15T16:11:26Z")

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Tropical: Sunny, hot, humid.

Arctic.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1152 "2007-02-15T16:15:01Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Tropical: Sunny, hot, humid.

Arctic.  
[/QUOTE]

Frozen waste land

Valentine’s Day Heart

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1153 "2007-02-15T16:22:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]  
Valentine’s Day Heart  
[/QUOTE]

On sale today.  
Peppermint.

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**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1154 "2007-02-15T16:23:30Z")

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Peppermint:

won’t fool breathalizer

DUI

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1155 "2007-02-15T17:14:25Z")

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DUI: Don’t try it.

A hangin’ judge.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 17, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1156 "2007-02-17T20:00:25Z")

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::crickets chirping::

Hello? Hellooooo?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1157 "2007-02-18T06:58:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
DUI: Don’t try it.

A hangin’ judge.  
[/QUOTE]

Purist Lethal Jurist.

Next:

Restless

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1158 "2007-02-18T10:31:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]

Restless  
[/QUOTE]

Can’t sit still.

Ferengi

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**Author:** ![Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Silence\_of\_the\_clams](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silence_of_the_clams)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1159 "2007-02-18T11:47:56Z")

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Ferengi:

rhymes with fungi

Stilton

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [February 18, 2007, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1160 "2007-02-18T12:50:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Kotick]

Stilton  
[/QUOTE]

Strong blue cheese.

Palm fronds

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