# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1341 "2007-04-07T18:08:19Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] Public Houses [/QUOTE] Called “Bars” here. Next Lily Allen ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1342 "2007-04-08T03:08:14Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Next Lily Allen [/QUOTE] Chavs _are_ everywhere Eric Sykes ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1343 "2007-04-08T03:50:52Z")
My pee burns! gonorrhea ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1344 "2007-04-08T07:22:24Z")
Eric Sykes: And Hattie Jacques Gonorrhea: I’ve got scabs \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \<\<\<\< this line ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1345 "2007-04-08T13:57:24Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ \<\<\<\< this line [/QUOTE] I"m guessing “ennui”. Next: Chavs ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1346 "2007-04-08T16:14:40Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] I"m guessing “ennui”. Next: Chavs [/QUOTE] British Homeboy Wannabes kitsune ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1347 "2007-04-08T16:38:32Z")
Kitsune: Fresh uniforms tomorrow? Next: Enola Straight ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1348 "2007-04-08T23:30:37Z")
Not the bombdropper. Next: Precocious. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1349 "2007-04-09T03:43:42Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Precocious. [/QUOTE] Quite annoying children Mantovani ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1350 "2007-04-09T14:42:25Z")
Mantovani: Mocked by Williams. > **[Good Morning, Vietnam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Morning_Vietnam)** > > Good Morning, Vietnam is a 1987 American war comedy film written by Mitch Markowitz and directed by Barry Levinson. Set in Saigon in 1965, during the Vietnam War, the film stars Robin Williams as a radio DJ on Armed Forces Radio Service, who proves hugely popular with the troops, but infuriates his superiors with what they call his "irreverent tendency". The story is loosely based on the experiences of AFRS radio DJ Adrian Cronauer. > Most of Williams' performances that portrayed Cronauer's radio ... The Tet Offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1351 "2007-04-09T18:31:22Z")
Vietnam’s Worst Massacre Next: Natuzzi ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1352 "2007-04-09T18:38:41Z")
[QUOTE=Cartooniverse] Next: Natuzzi [/QUOTE] _“No results found”_ Next: Watusi ---
**Author:** ![Fastidiots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fastidiots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fastidiots)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1353 "2007-04-09T18:45:19Z")
Bantu speaking Rwandans. Marcus Tillius Cicero. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1354 "2007-04-09T19:48:41Z")
[QUOTE=tvvat] Marcus Tllius Cicero. [/QUOTE] Orating Roman statesman. **Pontius Pilate** ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1355 "2007-04-09T19:53:07Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] **Pontius Pilate** [/QUOTE] Look! Clean hands! Next: Buddha ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1356 "2007-04-09T19:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Look! Clean hands! Next: Buddha [/QUOTE] Sits crossed legged Next: Bamboo ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1357 "2007-04-09T20:07:21Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Next: Bamboo [/QUOTE] [Asian curtain material.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo_Curtain) **Giant panda** ---
**Author:** ![Fastidiots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@Fastidiots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fastidiots)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1358 "2007-04-09T21:24:54Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] [Asian curtain material.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo_Curtain) **Giant panda** [/QUOTE] Evolutionarily doomed anyway. Blue balls. ---
**Author:** ![Gukumatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/74df32/32.png) [@Gukumatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gukumatz)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1359 "2007-04-09T21:31:08Z")
[QUOTE=tvvat] Evolutionarily doomed anyway. Blue balls. [/QUOTE] My girlfriend’s gift. Agoraphobia. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/1360 "2007-04-09T21:55:16Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] _“No results found”_ Next: Watusi [/QUOTE] [Pasquale Natuzzi](http://us.natuzzi.com/pagina.cfm?codmetadata=257) build his first chair when he was twelve. 🙂 Agoraphobia: Fear Of Outdoors Next: Feces [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=67) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=69)