# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/141 "2007-01-11T18:59:15Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Bald eagle. [/QUOTE] “That lousy bird.” Ben Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/142 "2007-01-11T19:11:49Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] “That lousy bird.” Ben Franklin [/QUOTE] Ben Franklin: Five and Dime **audition.** ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/143 "2007-01-11T19:19:08Z")
[QUOTE=Kalhoun] **audition.** [/QUOTE] Don’t call us. Next: cheesecake. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/144 "2007-01-11T19:27:02Z")
[QUOTE=Colophon] Next: cheesecake. [/QUOTE] Deadly but scrumptious. Next: Jelly Beans ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/145 "2007-01-11T19:31:04Z")
Jelly beans: Not magical fruit. The Muppets ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/146 "2007-01-11T19:33:34Z")
[QUOTE=Beadalin] Jelly beans: Not magical fruit. The Muppets [/QUOTE] Frog and friends. Next: This thread ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/147 "2007-01-11T19:40:33Z")
This thread: Just three words. _The Incredibles._ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/148 "2007-01-11T19:42:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] This thread: Just three words. _The Incredibles._ [/QUOTE] Kids’ superhero movie. **inflatable plastic doll** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/149 "2007-01-11T19:46:14Z")
Inflatable plastic doll: Chafing’s no fun. Cecil Adams. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/150 "2007-01-11T19:51:49Z")
Cecil Adams: Perfect master, duh! You ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/151 "2007-01-11T20:11:43Z")
You: Just fine. You? Isaac Asimov. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/152 "2007-01-11T20:29:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] You: Just fine. You? Isaac Asimov. [/QUOTE] Robot law giver. **Teeming Millions** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/153 "2007-01-11T20:30:35Z")
Teeming Millions: Hey, that’s us! The Beatles. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/154 "2007-01-11T20:33:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The Beatles. [/QUOTE] Rock Music Gods. **Shakespeare.** ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/155 "2007-01-11T20:38:22Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Rock Music Gods. **Shakespeare.** [/QUOTE] Greatest bard evah **sweater vest** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/156 "2007-01-11T20:50:08Z")
[QUOTE=freckafree] **sweater vest** [/QUOTE] Nerdy torso warmer. Chain letter. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/157 "2007-01-11T21:01:02Z")
Chain letter: Consider it broken. Hamsters. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/158 "2007-01-11T21:07:43Z")
Hamsters: Cute domestic rodents. Urinal cake. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/159 "2007-01-11T21:10:20Z")
She broke me. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/160 "2007-01-11T21:10:39Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Hamsters. [/QUOTE] Boa constrictor snacks. Angora bunnies [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=9)