# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 10, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439 "2007-01-10T19:01:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/161 "2007-01-11T21:11:39Z")
Heh. Let me just try that again. **Urinal Cake** Not just for birthdays ! Next: Polymers ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/162 "2007-01-11T21:33:47Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] Cecil Adams: Perfect master, duh! You [/QUOTE] Think, therefore am. snowboarding ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/163 "2007-01-11T21:37:08Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Think, therefore am. snowboarding [/QUOTE] D’oh! Need to refresh before replying. Disregard. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/164 "2007-01-11T21:37:19Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Think, therefore am. snowboarding [/QUOTE] One wide ski. Warthog ---
**Author:** ![Smitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Smitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smitty)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/165 "2007-01-11T21:40:34Z")
Hakuna Mata singer White Castle ---
**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/166 "2007-01-11T22:14:58Z")
Found in Gondor. Vodka. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/167 "2007-01-11T22:31:31Z")
Water of life. **Bagel** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/168 "2007-01-11T22:51:00Z")
Circular Jewish bread. **NASCAR** ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2007, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/169 "2007-01-11T22:54:09Z")
Cars going fast. **Corsetry**. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/170 "2007-01-12T00:21:57Z")
[QUOTE=malkavia] Cars going fast. **Corsetry**. [/QUOTE] She…CAN’T…_BREATHE_! homosexual ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/171 "2007-01-12T00:43:20Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] She…CAN’T…_BREATHE_! homosexual [/QUOTE] the butty system Astrolathe ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/172 "2007-01-12T00:56:37Z")
Still no three-word descriptions of “urinal cake,” which I posted, and polymers. I’ll do the latter: Polymers: Kinda like plastics. Urinal cake. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/173 "2007-01-12T01:03:12Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Still no three-word descriptions of “urinal cake,” which I posted, and polymers. I’ll do the latter: Polymers: Kinda like plastics. Urinal cake. [/QUOTE] Patty for Piss The Aristocrats Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/174 "2007-01-12T01:08:39Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] The Aristocrats [/QUOTE] True family entertainment Vaseline ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/175 "2007-01-12T01:13:40Z")
clearly petroleum jelly childbirth ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/176 "2007-01-12T01:37:50Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] clearly petroleum jelly childbirth [/QUOTE] F\*\*k trophy awarded Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/177 "2007-01-12T01:38:58Z")
Oops, forgot to add the next. Football Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![threnodyangelfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@threnodyangelfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threnodyangelfire)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/178 "2007-01-12T01:44:37Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] Oops, forgot to add the next. Football Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] Aerial Ping Pong Bubble ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/179 "2007-01-12T01:51:37Z")
[QUOTE=threnodyangelfire] Bubble [/QUOTE] [Can be frozen](http://chemistry.about.com/cs/howtos/a/aa012004.htm) Spam. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2007, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439/180 "2007-01-12T03:25:53Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Spam. [/QUOTE] Vikings like it. Coprolite. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/387439.md?page=10)