# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/181 "2007-11-16T19:14:02Z")
_American Gangster_: Seventies crime movie. Country and western music. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/182 "2007-11-16T19:32:43Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Country and western music. [/QUOTE] We got both! Next: Airplane! ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/183 "2007-11-16T19:41:08Z")
Really fast transportation! Stardust ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/184 "2007-11-16T19:43:41Z")
Exploded old casino Pork chops ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/185 "2007-11-16T20:08:14Z")
Chopped, cooked pig Kosher ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/186 "2007-11-16T21:09:03Z")
Kosher: Oy, no pork! The long-lost Happy Orthodox Jew smiley ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/187 "2007-11-16T21:16:10Z")
Happy Orthodox Jew Orthodoxy ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/188 "2007-11-16T21:36:07Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Orthodoxy [/QUOTE] Opposite of Curvodoxy. Bad puns. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/189 "2007-11-16T21:47:17Z")
[QUOTE=MsWhatsit] Bad puns. [/QUOTE] Deserve painful punishment Supersize fries ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/190 "2007-11-16T21:54:10Z")
> [@](#): > > supersize fries slowly become cardboard Weekends ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/191 "2007-11-16T22:19:35Z")
Weekends: Don’t visit Bernie. Bad teen movies. ---
**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/192 "2007-11-16T23:43:17Z")
Bad teen movies: for making out Gophers ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2007, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/193 "2007-11-16T23:47:35Z")
[QUOTE=Taber] Bad teen movies: for making out Gophers [/QUOTE] bane of greenskeepers Sinbad ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/194 "2007-11-17T00:13:36Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] bane of greenskeepers Sinbad [/QUOTE] Goofy black singer outlet ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/195 "2007-11-17T00:23:28Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Goofy black singer outlet [/QUOTE] inappropriate cutlery storage Sprite ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/196 "2007-11-17T00:48:58Z")
fizzy club soda (I once had a bartender, whose native language was Portuguese, give me club soda when I asked for Sprite. I guess it sounded like “spritzer, ie fizzy water” to her.) dope ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/197 "2007-11-17T00:54:09Z")
dope Our shared addiction. Internet ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/198 "2007-11-17T01:29:02Z")
even worse addiction porn ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/199 "2007-11-17T01:30:24Z")
Naked people humping Talk radio ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/200 "2007-11-17T01:43:59Z")
Clothed losers whining Sports [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=11)