# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/201 "2007-11-17T01:54:53Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Clothed losers whining Sports [/QUOTE] profitable bet generator. Generator. ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/202 "2007-11-17T01:56:33Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Generator. [/QUOTE] Bad Religion Song Punk rock ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/203 "2007-11-17T01:59:07Z")
good violence excuse. ping-pong ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/204 "2007-11-17T03:09:13Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] good violence excuse. ping-pong [/QUOTE] Stockdale debate metaphor doorbell ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/205 "2007-11-17T03:11:18Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] doorbell [/QUOTE] conventional door opener man having sex with a bicycle ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/206 "2007-11-17T03:12:31Z")
[QUOTE=Bayard] doorbell [/QUOTE] Ringing intruder alert thumbtacks ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/207 "2007-11-17T03:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] man having sex with a bicycle [/QUOTE] no seat? gay string theory ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/208 "2007-11-17T03:26:43Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] no seat? gay string theory [/QUOTE] violin maker’s paradigm thumbtacks ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/209 "2007-11-17T03:28:29Z")
Ow! Metal points! hitchhiker ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/210 "2007-11-17T03:51:14Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Ow! Metal points! hitchhiker [/QUOTE] Rearview mirror reflection. Turducken ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/211 "2007-11-17T04:07:27Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Turducken [/QUOTE] Turkey/duck/chicken snowflakes ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/212 "2007-11-17T04:28:03Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Turkey/duck/chicken snowflakes [/QUOTE] Tingle on tongue. seltzer ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/213 "2007-11-17T04:30:41Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Turkey/duck/chicken [/QUOTE] I walked right into that one. :smack: [QUOTE=fisha] Tingle on tongue. seltzer [/QUOTE] Alka’s last name. Bonneville Salt Flats. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/214 "2007-11-17T04:51:12Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] I walked right into that one. :smack: [/QUOTE] Yup. 😉 > [@](#): > > Bonneville Salt Flats. Utah’s unique racetrack Facebook ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/215 "2007-11-17T05:05:16Z")
Facebook: Never gone there. Felching. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/216 "2007-11-17T05:07:29Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Felching. [/QUOTE] Goat’s worst nightmare Disco ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/217 "2007-11-17T05:09:38Z")
[QUOTE=Cyn] Disco [/QUOTE] Giraffe’s worst nightmare ice cube trays ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/218 "2007-11-17T05:13:27Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] ice cube trays [/QUOTE] Frozen water holders prehensile tail ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/219 "2007-11-17T05:14:36Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] prehensile tail [/QUOTE] Can’t taste anything! roller skates ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/220 "2007-11-17T05:25:12Z")
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