# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/221 "2007-11-17T06:39:12Z")
just like skating. urban ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/222 "2007-11-17T13:45:37Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] just like skating. urban [/QUOTE] Old man’s name bark ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/223 "2007-11-17T13:53:06Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] bark [/QUOTE] canine safety word Pekingese ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/224 "2007-11-17T15:10:21Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Pekingese [/QUOTE] Fluffy barking rat Barbecue ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/225 "2007-11-17T16:11:49Z")
[QUOTE=Drain Bead] Barbecue [/QUOTE] Meat + sauce + fire. Ipod ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/226 "2007-11-17T16:38:50Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Ipod [/QUOTE] College student’s necessity. Dormitory ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/227 "2007-11-17T19:55:22Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] College student’s necessity. Dormitory [/QUOTE] Students’ hookup shortcut. Academia. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/228 "2007-11-17T20:09:37Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Academia. [/QUOTE] Beats real world. Next: Balls ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/229 "2007-11-17T22:10:16Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Beats real world. Next: Balls [/QUOTE] Male Disabling Device cafeteria ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/230 "2007-11-17T22:17:31Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] cafeteria [/QUOTE] Moving food selection. leaf blower ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/231 "2007-11-17T22:22:03Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Moving food selection. leaf blower [/QUOTE] Bane of Suburbanites. Javelin. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/232 "2007-11-17T22:24:35Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Bane of Suburbanites. Javelin. [/QUOTE] distance mastodon killer ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/233 "2007-11-17T22:35:47Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] distance mastodon killer [/QUOTE] " . . . " You got nuttin’? 😃 _Withnail & I_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/234 "2007-11-18T02:40:50Z")
_Withnail & I_: Never seen it. _Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium._ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/235 "2007-11-18T16:58:56Z")
Sorry about the brain fart on the mastodon… [QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium._ [/QUOTE] Tootsie’s toy trade Queen Elizabeth’s dogs ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/236 "2007-11-18T20:34:37Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Queen Elizabeth’s dogs [/QUOTE] pedigreed bitch’s Corgis Viagra ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/237 "2007-11-18T21:23:37Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Viagra [/QUOTE] Bottled hard on. Next: Absinthe ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/238 "2007-11-18T22:12:06Z")
Bottled soft out. Brownies ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/239 "2007-11-18T22:14:09Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] Bottled soft out. Brownies [/QUOTE] Girl Scout Sprout. Fudge. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/240 "2007-11-18T23:01:39Z")
Fudge: Delicious diet destroyer. Julia Child. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=13)