# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/21 "2007-11-14T18:20:28Z")
[QUOTE=StGermain] **Chief Scott!!!** - Good Lord, welcome back. It’s been forever. Coffeee wretched black brew Veterinarian [/QUOTE] Doctor for animals _Limerick_ ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/22 "2007-11-14T18:21:43Z")
Veterinarian Doc removes testes gag-reflex ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/23 "2007-11-14T18:23:31Z")
> [@](#): > > gag-reflex Bad for girls. Golf ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/24 "2007-11-14T18:25:53Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Bad for girls. Golf [/QUOTE] A spoiled walk. Limerick ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/25 "2007-11-14T18:26:18Z")
Golf Good for boys. absorbtion ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/26 "2007-11-14T18:27:55Z")
[QUOTE=Nametag] _Limerick_ [/QUOTE] Bawdy anapestic poem. guitar ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/27 "2007-11-14T18:28:38Z")
[QUOTE=ChiefScott] Golf Good for boys. absorbtion [/QUOTE] Suck liquid up. Next “Consciousness” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Unkempt\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Unkempt\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Unkempt_One)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/28 "2007-11-14T18:43:15Z")
Stop the Surgery Pretzels ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/29 "2007-11-14T18:49:33Z")
Pretzel: Twisty bread thingy. Bakery ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/30 "2007-11-14T19:08:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Pretzel: Twisty bread thingy. Bakery [/QUOTE] Carbs on racks guitar ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/31 "2007-11-14T19:12:32Z")
[QUOTE=Yllaria] Carbs on racks guitar [/QUOTE] Townshend firewood source scapula ---
**Author:** ![Toast\_Museum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/90ced4/32.png) [@Toast\_Museum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toast_Museum)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/32 "2007-11-14T19:17:41Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Bologna_ Almost like meat. [/QUOTE] Daily colesterol allowance scapula - not memorable bone spatula ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/33 "2007-11-14T19:24:34Z")
spatula - cookie dough spoon law ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/34 "2007-11-14T19:24:39Z")
[QUOTE=Toast Museum] spatula [/QUOTE] Fanny-smacking cookware [This thing](http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/14/lai.gas.ghost.woio). ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/35 "2007-11-14T19:25:17Z")
[QUOTE=Toast Museum] spatula [/QUOTE] Sounds like scapula. Scotch ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/36 "2007-11-14T19:36:39Z")
[QUOTE=Mr. Excellent] Law [/QUOTE] Made to break > [@](#): > > This thing Lint on camera. Scotch ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/37 "2007-11-14T19:41:04Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Made to break Lint on camera. Scotch [/QUOTE] a neat drink tuberculosis ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/38 "2007-11-14T19:46:15Z")
Cough hack wheeze. Merkin. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/39 "2007-11-14T20:01:56Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] Cough hack wheeze. Merkin. [/QUOTE] Fake pussy hair. Glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/40 "2007-11-14T20:03:59Z")
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