# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/461 "2007-11-26T05:11:18Z")
[QUOTE=Stauderhorse] Grr, must avoid double posts. Pencil. [/QUOTE] Heh. Speaking of double posts… that was word #1 in post #1! Sex: Bliss between two. Orgy. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/462 "2007-11-26T05:24:15Z")
Not unlike writing. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/463 "2007-11-26T14:59:42Z")
OK, I don’t understand that last post, and you haven’t provided a word for someone else to give a three-word description. So my turn to be 😕 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/464 "2007-11-26T15:02:29Z")
Um… no clue here, but I’m moving on. Orgy: [Borat’s voice] A sexy time![Borat’s voice] shopping mall ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/465 "2007-11-26T16:19:21Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] OK, I don’t understand that last post, and you haven’t provided a word for someone else to give a three-word description. So my turn to be 😕 [/QUOTE] Sure I did. The word was 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/466 "2007-11-26T16:57:54Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Sure I did. The word was 😕 [/QUOTE] 😕 : Purple confused smiley. (Hey, why not?) Combination locks ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/467 "2007-11-26T18:28:57Z")
Combination locks: Keep stuff secure. Panic room, as seen in the movie of the same name. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/468 "2007-11-26T18:42:30Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Panic room, as seen in the movie of the same name. [/QUOTE] Jodi’s pee closet? shopping mall ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/469 "2007-11-26T21:02:11Z")
Shopping mall: Shrine of consumerism. Online shopping while you should be working. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/470 "2007-11-26T21:35:05Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Shopping mall: Shrine of consumerism. Online shopping while you should be working. [/QUOTE] My typical Tuesday. Lawyer ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/471 "2007-11-26T22:30:59Z")
[QUOTE=Drain Bead] Lawyer [/QUOTE] well paid predator noodles Alfredo ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2007, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/472 "2007-11-26T22:48:29Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] ROFLMAOSCOK? Last 4, please. [/QUOTE] **S** praying **C** oke **O** n **K** eyboard. [Quote=eleanorigby] noodles Alfredo [/quote] Infarction on plate. _MAD_ magazine ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/473 "2007-11-27T03:01:21Z")
Infarction on paper. Beta blocker ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/474 "2007-11-27T03:44:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Beta blocker [/QUOTE] Alphas, Gammas accepted Kinescope ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/475 "2007-11-27T04:15:31Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Kinescope [/QUOTE] I’ll never look at cardiac meds the same again… Kinescope: cathode ray tube kiting checks ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/476 "2007-11-27T04:49:45Z")
Kiting checks: Illegal paper ploy. State prison. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/477 "2007-11-27T04:52:37Z")
Check Kiter Hotel. subsidy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/478 "2007-11-27T05:04:18Z")
Subsidy: Often-counterintuitive handout. U.S. agricultural policy. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/479 "2007-11-27T05:05:38Z")
Not enough subsidies. Brazilian agricultural policy (try that one on for size!) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/480 "2007-11-27T13:55:12Z")
Brazilian agricultural policy: Just plain nuts. _Charley’s Aunt._ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=25)