# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/501 "2007-11-28T18:22:13Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Ben and Jerry? Sellouts? Really? Seems to me like they haven’t compromised their art for commerical viability–the ice cream is still high-quality, and (generally) still the most creative product in the frozen section (interesting flavor combinations, etc). [/QUOTE] Take it to the Pit, bub. 😉 > [@](#): > > Maternity leave Sexist vacation time! Next: Duct tape ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/502 "2007-11-28T21:25:32Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Take it to the Pit, bub. 😉 Sexist vacation time! Next: Duct tape [/QUOTE] Kidnapper’s binding material. O.J. Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/503 "2007-11-28T21:35:44Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] O.J. Simpson [/QUOTE] Trojan, Bill, suspect. Bison ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/504 "2007-11-29T00:31:46Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Bison [/QUOTE] Rarely visit Buffalo. Syracuse ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/505 "2007-11-29T00:37:04Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Syracuse [/QUOTE] Grandmother’s alma mater Tinkerbell ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/506 "2007-11-29T00:59:31Z")
Has magic dust Oranges ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/507 "2007-11-29T01:18:24Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Has magic dust Oranges [/QUOTE] _Chere_ childhood treat. Cherries ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/508 "2007-11-29T01:23:56Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Cherries [/QUOTE] Sweet red fruit. Pants. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/509 "2007-11-29T01:28:40Z")
Alternatives are preferred. Sleep ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/510 "2007-11-29T02:40:59Z")
Parents miss it. Tattoos. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/511 "2007-11-29T02:42:05Z")
[QUOTE=Drain Bead] Tattoos. [/QUOTE] “Gnarly” skin pics Mary Janes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/512 "2007-11-29T06:00:55Z")
Mary Janes: Spiderman’s cloned girlfriends. Cloning. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/513 "2007-11-29T13:04:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Cloning. [/QUOTE] Replicating Replicating exactly animated advertising ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/514 "2007-11-29T16:11:45Z")
Controversial temporary nuisance President Kennedy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/515 "2007-11-29T16:13:00Z")
President Kennedy: Died too young. President George W. Bush. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/516 "2007-11-29T19:48:56Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] President George W. Bush. [/QUOTE] Barbara’s son, father. The National Guard ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/517 "2007-11-29T20:41:07Z")
The National Guard: Stretched too thin. Going AWOL. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2007, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/518 "2007-11-29T20:49:35Z")
John’s California Adventure. (When I was in boot camp in Texas, a trainee named John Somethingorother (not his real surname 😉 ) snuck down to the BX, bought some civilian clothes as a disguise, slipped into them in some hiding-hole somewhere on the base, and walked right out the gate that way. He caught a cab to the airport and flew home (San Diego). Someone dropped dime on him and the military ordered him to show up at MEPS and be flown back to training, which he did. Quite a story in our little world.) Great Escape ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/519 "2007-11-30T02:23:03Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Great Escape [/QUOTE] McQueen Meets Motorcycle Al Hirt ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/520 "2007-11-30T03:27:55Z")
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