# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/561 "2007-12-02T14:09:25Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Laffy Taffy [/QUOTE] Accidental filling remover. Next: Prostate milking ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/562 "2007-12-02T15:31:25Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Next: Prostate milking [/QUOTE] Nonorgasmic male massage spontaneous combustion ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/563 "2007-12-02T17:08:09Z")
Spontaneous combustion: Beautiful girls cause. Your favorite supermodel. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/564 "2007-12-02T20:16:21Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Spontaneous combustion: Beautiful girls cause. Your favorite supermodel. [/QUOTE] Alek Wek, anyone? Cheryl Tiegs. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2007, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/565 "2007-12-02T21:43:31Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Cheryl Tiegs. [/QUOTE] 70s eye candy Scrabble the board game ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/566 "2007-12-03T06:25:32Z")
Scrabble: Wooden tile addiction. Jane’s Addiction. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/567 "2007-12-03T06:27:55Z")
Percy hates rap. The bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/568 "2007-12-03T15:16:04Z")
_The Bastard_: Trashy historical fiction. Pulitzer Prize. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/569 "2007-12-03T16:10:07Z")
Good writing award. Gregorian chants ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/570 "2007-12-03T16:45:48Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Gregorian chants [/QUOTE] Monkish monophonic plainchant (yes, plainchant is all one word) candy canes ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/571 "2007-12-03T16:50:01Z")
Candy Canes: Minty Multicolored J’s Scarf ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/572 "2007-12-03T17:02:07Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] Scarf [/QUOTE] colorful neck warmer OR eat food quickly! broken child’s ornament. ☹ (I just heard a crash from the living room–handblown dragonfly ornament that was #2 son’s is in pieces). ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/573 "2007-12-03T19:37:08Z")
Broken child’s ornament: Christmas tree casualty. (Sorry to hear it!) Saint Nick. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/574 "2007-12-03T19:56:33Z")
Saint Nick: Rotund Gift Distributor. Pogs ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/575 "2007-12-03T20:26:19Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Il Palazzo] Pogs [/QUOTE] Milk cap fad There will be tears after school. \ Anyone know how to repair handblown glass? biscotti ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/576 "2007-12-04T04:49:21Z")
Biscotti: Good for dunking. A Starbucks double grande decaf mocha extra foam. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/577 "2007-12-04T05:05:43Z")
Probably no tip. Jaded ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/578 "2007-12-04T14:53:57Z")
Jaded: Seen too much. Jadestone. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/579 "2007-12-04T15:17:24Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Jadestone. [/QUOTE] Hmmm. Video game developer OR antique Chinese pottery haircut, color, blowdry and flatiron (and now you know my morning schedule) ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/580 "2007-12-04T15:44:29Z")
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