# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/581 "2007-12-04T16:51:36Z")

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You get a haircut _every morning_? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/582 "2007-12-04T19:02:25Z")

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Bare Escentuals: Lookin’ good, baby!

Sexual attraction.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/583 "2007-12-04T19:08:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Sexual attraction.  
[/QUOTE]

HD–no, honey. That’s what I did today. 🙂

Sexual attraction:

Inexplicable pheromones working

consortium

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/584 "2007-12-04T20:05:24Z")

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Consortium: Loss begets lawsuit.

Lawsuit.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/585 "2007-12-04T21:49:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Lawsuit.  
[/QUOTE]

Duds for attorneys.

Power Point

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/586 "2007-12-04T22:49:14Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Power Point  
[/QUOTE]

Score for [Tyrone.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrone_Power)

Zorro

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**Author:** ![Octalcode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Octalcode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octalcode)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/587 "2007-12-05T02:14:46Z")

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[QUOTE

Zorro[/QUOTE]

Guy with sword

Tent

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/588 "2007-12-05T02:38:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Octalcode]  
Guy with sword

Tent  
[/QUOTE]  
Portable camping abode.

Camp.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/589 "2007-12-05T02:49:43Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Camp.  
[/QUOTE]

Unintentionally ironically humorous.

Ed Wood

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/590 "2007-12-05T03:07:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Ed Wood  
[/QUOTE]  
Plan Nine sucked 😛

Febreze

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/591 "2007-12-05T03:12:08Z")

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[QUOTE=SlickRoenick]  
Plan Nine sucked 😛

Febreze  
[/QUOTE]  
Cyclodextrin-based freshener.

Ed Harris.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/592 "2007-12-05T03:18:09Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]

Ed Harris.  
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Academy Award nominee

Snow storm

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/593 "2007-12-05T05:10:23Z")

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What snow storm?

Beach weather

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/594 "2007-12-05T05:15:36Z")

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Beach weather: Not Cleveland’s now.

Cleveland, Ohio.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/595 "2007-12-05T05:25:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Cleveland, Ohio.  
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Cuyahoga County Seat

Sears, Roebuck & Co.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/596 "2007-12-05T05:29:08Z")

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Sears, Roebuck & Co.: Has Chicago skyscraper.

Skyscraper.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/597 "2007-12-05T14:24:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Skyscraper.  
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Heaven piercing building  
(psssst-Sear sold the building. No idea what it’s called now)

Eskimos

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/598 "2007-12-05T15:33:30Z")

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“Eskimos”: Now politically incorrect?

Political correctness.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/599 "2007-12-05T16:07:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Political correctness.  
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Righteously torturing language

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/600 "2007-12-05T16:14:36Z")

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[Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com): Useful shopping website.

Holiday shopping.

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