# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/701 "2007-12-11T19:41:05Z")
Not like rhinos. Bad puns ---
**Author:** ![Mark\_Ryle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8dc957/32.png) [@Mark\_Ryle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mark_Ryle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/702 "2007-12-11T20:32:35Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Bad puns [/QUOTE] The only kind. warranty ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/703 "2007-12-11T20:37:23Z")
No pun protection. WEP puns ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/704 "2007-12-11T20:48:11Z")
WEP puns: Weeping entirely prodigiously. ( **eleanor** , hope you feel better soon!) Too much Christmas music on the radio. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/705 "2007-12-11T20:59:23Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Too much Christmas music on the radio. [/QUOTE] [Video addresses problem.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCXSVIFZAPg)\* Irving Berlin - I’m on a public computer that has the sound turned off. This video may contain NSFW lyrics, so click the link at your own risk. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/706 "2007-12-11T21:12:22Z")
Irving Berlin: Very talented composer. _God Bless America._ ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/707 "2007-12-11T21:53:07Z")
God Bless america Patriotic opening song Newsletter ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/708 "2007-12-11T22:41:34Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] Newsletter [/QUOTE] Short regular periodical Ghost of Christmas Future ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/709 "2007-12-12T01:47:07Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Ghost of Christmas Future [/QUOTE] Freaky hooded skeleton. The Sun. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/710 "2007-12-12T02:06:36Z")
[QUOTE=Stauderhorse] The Sun. [/QUOTE] Nemesis to all Warren Moon ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/711 "2007-12-12T02:11:40Z")
Freaky unhooded newspaper ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/712 "2007-12-12T02:14:23Z")
Warren Moon: Great black QB. Freaky unhooded newspaper: I lack subscription. _Reader’s Digest._ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/713 "2007-12-12T18:41:13Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] _Reader’s Digest._ [/QUOTE] Dentist office offering. theobromine ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/714 "2007-12-12T22:04:44Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] theobromine [/QUOTE] Dangerous to dogs. Snoopy ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/715 "2007-12-12T22:21:10Z")
Canine fighter pilot. Imaginary warplanes ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/716 "2007-12-12T22:45:24Z")
[QUOTE=Hostile Dialect] Canine fighter pilot. Imaginary warplanes [/QUOTE] Fantasized Flying Fighters Photocopier ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/717 "2007-12-12T22:47:19Z")
Duplicates paper documents Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/718 "2007-12-12T23:42:18Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Rotating your tires every 9,000 miles [/QUOTE] Should be 7500. Tupperware ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/719 "2007-12-12T23:58:27Z")
Suburban Housewife Product Cigarette Holders ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/720 "2007-12-13T00:16:10Z")
[QUOTE=Enola Straight] Cigarette Holders [/QUOTE] Antique tobacco accessories bird feeders [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=37)