# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/721 "2007-12-13T04:00:09Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Antique tobacco accessories

bird feeders  
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Avian snack machine

Car registration

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/722 "2007-12-13T16:26:36Z")

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Car registration: Annoying yearly obligation.

License plates.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/723 "2007-12-13T19:12:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

License plates.  
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Big House product? (do penitentiary’s still make license plates?)

Bailiff

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/724 "2007-12-13T19:16:23Z")

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Bailiff: I know many.

Courtroom.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/725 "2007-12-13T20:15:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Courtroom.  
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Justice prevails place

Calling off sick when you have no sick days… ☹

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/726 "2007-12-13T21:08:09Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
…Calling off sick when you have no sick days… ☹  
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Unpleasant, regrettable situation.

Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/727 "2007-12-13T21:16:27Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Big House product? (do penitentiaries still make license plates?)  
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[Apparently so.](http://www.jrwald.com/blue/correct/correct.html)

[Quote=Elendil’s Heir]  
Coworkers donating sick time to you, if permitted by your boss (as mine does).  
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Abused by hypochondriacs?

Baron Munchausen

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/728 "2007-12-13T21:18:48Z")

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_Baron Munchausen_: Disappointing Gilliam flick.

Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/729 "2007-12-14T02:51:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Mentally-disturbed moms hurting their kids and lying about it for attention.  
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Sick twisted (bleep)

[Jack Pearl](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0669069/)

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/730 "2007-12-14T02:56:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]

[Jack Pearl](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0669069/)  
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Famous film Munchausen

pierced ears

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/731 "2007-12-14T04:18:15Z")

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Pierced ears: Not until teenager.

Teen rebellion.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/732 "2007-12-14T04:49:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Pierced ears: Not until teenager.

Teen rebellion.  
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The Sex Pistols

An annoying co-worker who hordes all the work

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/733 "2007-12-14T04:58:10Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
…An annoying co-worker who [hoards] all the work  
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Never met him.

The TV comedy _The Office_.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/734 "2007-12-14T05:00:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Never met him.

The TV comedy _The Office_.  
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Those lucky folks

(you too)

Mice

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/735 "2007-12-14T05:08:53Z")

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Mice: Mouse plus one.

Geese.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/736 "2007-12-14T05:13:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Mice: Mouse plus one.

Geese.  
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Excellent echeloned birds

Asia

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/737 "2007-12-14T05:25:50Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
Excellent echeloned birds

Asia  
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Chinese Giant Pandas.

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Zeppelin\*

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/738 "2007-12-14T05:43:45Z")

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Drummer Bonham dead.

Ike Turner

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/739 "2007-12-14T14:17:40Z")

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Ike Turner: Troubled, great musician.

Tina Turner.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/740 "2007-12-14T14:23:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Tina Turner.  
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Great gams: insured!

Lizzie Borden

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