# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/741 "2007-12-14T14:27:14Z")
Lizzie Borden: Mebbe Mass. murderer. John Wilkes Booth. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/742 "2007-12-14T14:59:36Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] John Wilkes Booth. [/QUOTE] Assassination: “useless, useless” Charles Guiteau ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/743 "2007-12-14T16:50:25Z")
Charles Guiteau: Obscure presidential assassin. The U.S. Secret Service. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/744 "2007-12-14T17:47:49Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The U.S. Secret Service. [/QUOTE] Obscure presidential assassin. Just kidding! US SS: constant presidential protectors instamatic cameras ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/745 "2007-12-14T18:52:05Z")
Instamatic cameras: Fun at weddings. The bride tossing her bouquet. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/746 "2007-12-14T20:30:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The bride tossing her bouquet. [/QUOTE] Determines next marriage? The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom’s mouth ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/747 "2007-12-14T20:55:42Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Determines next marriage? The practice of the bride stuffing a piece of wedding cake in the groom’s mouth [/QUOTE] Force fed groom or Yuck Ewe Gross Rudolph the red nosed raindeer ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/748 "2007-12-14T20:58:59Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] Rudolph the red nosed raindeer [/QUOTE] Montgomery Ward’s mascot (isn’t it reindeer?) Dreidel (in the interests of being inclusive) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/749 "2007-12-14T21:09:06Z")
Dreidel: Made of clay! Hanukkah Harry. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/750 "2007-12-14T21:21:11Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Hanukkah Harry. [/QUOTE] Good Hartman role! vampires ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/751 "2007-12-14T22:14:28Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Good Hartman role! vampires [/QUOTE] Long toothed undead it is reindeer, oh well Well doped baseball player ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/752 "2007-12-14T22:21:39Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] Well doped baseball player [/QUOTE] normal starting lineup? god, what was his name… Barry Bonds, headliner God ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/753 "2007-12-15T03:28:02Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] God [/QUOTE] Flying Spaghetti Monster Snow ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/754 "2007-12-15T04:08:05Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Flying Spaghetti Monster Snow [/QUOTE] **White Beauty Falls** _cougar_ ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/755 "2007-12-15T04:41:32Z")
[QUOTE=Blonde] **White Beauty Falls** _cougar_ [/QUOTE] Cute Carnivorous Cat Fried flounder with hushpuppies ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/756 "2007-12-15T06:16:58Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Good Hartman role! vampires [/QUOTE] (I think Jon Lovitz played Hanukkah Harry, didn’t he?) Vampires: _Fevre Dream_ icons. Van Helsing. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/757 "2007-12-15T10:55:32Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Vampires: _Fevre Dream_ icons. Van Helsing. [/QUOTE] Phil Hartman played Harry on SNL, probably before you were born… “The Order” employee (Van Helsing) Fried flounder with hush puppies: Fish and “chips” Eiffel tower ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/758 "2007-12-15T21:07:56Z")
(Re: Hanukkah Harry - I’m 43; I’m old enough to remember it). Eiffel Tower: Notable Parisian landmark. Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/759 "2007-12-15T23:40:50Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] (Re: Hanukkah Harry - I’m 43; I’m old enough to remember it). [/QUOTE] Thank God-and welcome, friend! > [@](#): > > Nicolas Sarkozy, President of France Whither France, Nicolas? whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can’t yell at them because you’re supposed to be taking care of them… (aka annoying day at work) ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/760 "2007-12-16T00:39:21Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] whiney people who get on your last nerve but you can’t yell at them because you’re supposed to be taking care of them… (aka annoying day at work) [/QUOTE] Need more cyanide The Texas Company [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=39)