# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/61 "2007-11-14T22:31:48Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]  
Suppository  
[/QUOTE]

Say “Aaahhh”, Anus  
Jesus

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/62 "2007-11-15T01:14:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Flander]  
Jesus  
[/QUOTE]  
King of kings

Barbecue

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/63 "2007-11-15T01:21:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]

Barbecue  
[/QUOTE]

Saucy shredded meat

Avalanche

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/64 "2007-11-15T01:30:35Z")

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Fast moving snow. BTW:

:eek: No more hops?!?

**Elendil’s Heir** , the fate of the nation is in the balance! What will you _DO_?! America needs a hero!

Or maybe nobody cares except for me, **silenus** and **TheLoadedDog**. Still–this HAS to happen right when I turn 21?

Anyway, next: Culture.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/65 "2007-11-15T01:42:00Z")

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Culture=  
petri dish swabs  
Human papilloma virus

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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/66 "2007-11-15T01:42:17Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
Fast moving snow. BTW:

:eek: No more hops?!?

**Elendil’s Heir** , the fate of the nation is in the balance! What will you _DO_?! America needs a hero!

Or maybe nobody cares except for me, **silenus** and **TheLoadedDog**. Still–this HAS to happen right when I turn 21?

Anyway, next: Culture.  
[/QUOTE]  
Shared knowledge system.

Blini.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/67 "2007-11-15T01:58:50Z")

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[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]  
Shared knowledge system.

Blini.  
[/QUOTE]

Small Russian pancake.

ETA: I’ll solve this one too:

> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> Human papilloma virus.

Human papilloma virus. 😃

Pancake

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**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/68 "2007-11-15T02:03:01Z")

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Vehicle for syrup  
_cat food_

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/69 "2007-11-15T02:03:23Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]

Human papilloma virus. 😃  
[/QUOTE]

Smartass. 🙂

> [@](#):
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> Pancake

good with syrup

dark and stormy night

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/70 "2007-11-15T02:05:20Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

dark and stormy night  
[/QUOTE]

Dark and stormy. Come on, now. 😃

> [@Fetchund](#):
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> cat food

Must be boring.

Oh, and:

> [@eleanorigby](#):
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> smartass

Won’t ever stop

Calendar

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/71 "2007-11-15T02:18:30Z")

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Calendar =

book of dates  
(dark and stormy night was supposed to be something like: bad first line or bad story starter)

bathtub

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/72 "2007-11-15T02:20:10Z")

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meant for bathing

rugby

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/73 "2007-11-15T02:21:37Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]  
meant for bathing

rugby  
[/QUOTE]

Get him, guys!

**cheese**

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/74 "2007-11-15T02:23:12Z")

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tasty, moldy milk

policy

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/75 "2007-11-15T02:27:40Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]

policy  
[/QUOTE]

rules for working

sambuca

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**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/76 "2007-11-15T02:33:15Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
sambuca  
[/QUOTE]

You’ll be sorry  
Toboggan

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/77 "2007-11-15T02:45:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Way Too Happy]  
You’ll be sorry  
Toboggan  
[/QUOTE]

Ride down hill

rocks

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/78 "2007-11-15T02:46:22Z")

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pan fried cocaine

cocaine

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/79 "2007-11-15T02:51:45Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]

cocaine  
[/QUOTE]

inspired Cale’s song

Vitamin Water

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/80 "2007-11-15T02:51:58Z")

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[QUOTE=fetus]

cocaine  
[/QUOTE]

Freud’s little habit

> [@](#):
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> vitamin water

thirst quencher deluxe OR expensive pee maker

Bedtime for Bonzo

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