# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/821 "2007-12-20T21:00:55Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Identification, mode: affixed.

polar fleece jacket  
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Bad weather equipment

Cognitive dissonance

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/822 "2007-12-20T21:18:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Hot Pockets.  
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Easily microwaved meals.

Cognitive dissonance

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/823 "2007-12-20T21:59:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
Cognitive dissonance  
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My brain hurts.

Bukkake. 😉

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/824 "2007-12-21T00:32:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
My brain hurts.

Bukkake. 😉  
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Super Gross Porn  
or  
Pure Porn Pleasure

A very slow computer that crashes a lot.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/825 "2007-12-21T01:10:53Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

A very slow computer that crashes a lot.  
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Piece of shit.

brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one…)

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/826 "2007-12-21T01:17:30Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
**P** iece **o** f **s** hit.

brand new baby girl

(son of friend just had one…)  
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You could have just used 3 letters from that one.

New born baby  
or  
New female daughter

the emoticons smiling and otherwise emoting on the right side of this reply box

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/827 "2007-12-21T01:34:21Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
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The peanut gallery.

The Hells Angels

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/828 "2007-12-21T02:30:23Z")

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Hell’s Angels: Hunter Thompson chronicled.

_Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas._

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/829 "2007-12-21T02:50:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

_Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas._  
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Psychedelic Vegas escapades.

fingernail polish

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/830 "2007-12-21T03:21:40Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
…fingernail polish  
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Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who’s desperately trying to appear young and hip.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/831 "2007-12-21T03:56:59Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Never worn it.

An extremely ill-fitting toupee on a man who’s desperately trying to appear young and hip.  
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Hellish Hair Piece  
Or  
Narcissists Naughty Noggin  
Very bad christmas music, on a “jazz” show- Please don’t use muzak in your answer

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/832 "2007-12-21T14:21:49Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

Very bad christmas music, on a “jazz” show- Please don’t use muzak in your answer  
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Ok: Seasonal ear worms.

mistletoe

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**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/833 "2007-12-21T14:26:46Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
mistletoe  
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Obligatory kissing plant.  
Poinsettia.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/834 "2007-12-21T14:47:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Stauderhorse]  
Poinsettia.  
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Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/835 "2007-12-21T17:47:06Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
Falsely believed poisonous

The Pointer Sisters  
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June, Anita, Ruth

Cracker-barrel

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/836 "2007-12-21T17:58:58Z")

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Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/837 "2007-12-21T18:42:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Cracker-barrel: Good fried chicken.

KFC.  
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“Gasp my arteries!”  
Fluorescent lighting

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/838 "2007-12-21T18:51:06Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
Fluorescent lighting  
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Al Gore’s favorite.

The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/839 "2007-12-21T18:55:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]  
The smell at the penguin dispay in the zoo.  
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Fish and feathers.

Burgess Meredith

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/840 "2007-12-21T20:40:23Z")

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Burgess Meredith: Was Rocky’s coach.

Nelson Rockefeller.

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