# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2007, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/881 "2007-12-28T23:51:45Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] IRS Form 1040EZ. [/QUOTE] Not for me. ☹ IRS audit ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/882 "2007-12-29T05:49:42Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] …IRS audit [/QUOTE] No damn fun. Double-entry bookkeeping. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/883 "2007-12-29T15:23:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Double-entry bookkeeping. [/QUOTE] Fun for accountants! reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related)… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/884 "2007-12-29T17:33:29Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] …reluctance to do something that I should have done some time ago, but have put off for almost too long (school related)… [/QUOTE] Ask for extension? Procrastination. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/885 "2007-12-29T17:36:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Ask for extension? Procrastination. [/QUOTE] Keep Putting Off. Charlie Sheen ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/886 "2007-12-29T19:00:49Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Charlie Sheen [/QUOTE] Martin’s famous son Yellow submarine ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/887 "2007-12-29T21:19:05Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Yellow submarine [/QUOTE] [Large Liverpool sculpture.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Submarine_%28Liverpool%29) Subway spokesman Jared Fogle ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/888 "2007-12-30T01:37:20Z")
Annoyingly omnipresent everypitchman. The _hoi polloi_. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/889 "2007-12-30T01:42:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The _hoi polloi_. [/QUOTE] The teeming millions. The yellow sub is very cool, btw. guillotine ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/890 "2007-12-30T03:26:53Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] The teeming millions. The yellow sub is very cool, btw. guillotine [/QUOTE] Infomercial Head Hacker Gospel SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/891 "2007-12-30T05:48:48Z")
Gospel: New Testament stuff. SSG Schwartz: Cool military Doper. The Pentagon. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/892 "2007-12-30T05:49:26Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Gospel [/QUOTE] The Good News! puppies ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/893 "2007-12-30T06:05:25Z")
Puppies: Adorable, furry, unhousebroken. The Pentagon. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/894 "2007-12-30T20:01:31Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The Pentagon. [/QUOTE] Military-Industrial complex OR five sided shape parallel parking (teaching teen) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/895 "2007-12-31T01:03:03Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] …parallel parking (teaching teen) [/QUOTE] Causes gray hairs. Reconciling yourself to aging. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/896 "2007-12-31T01:32:04Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Reconciling yourself to aging. [/QUOTE] Hasn’t happened yet. or necessary post driving-lesson… New England Patriots ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/897 "2007-12-31T04:36:10Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] New England Patriots [/QUOTE] Miami without champagne. Elvis Presley. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/898 "2007-12-31T05:05:33Z")
[QUOTE=jackelope] Elvis Presley. [/QUOTE] Hide those hips! Frasier Krane ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/899 "2007-12-31T13:30:57Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Hide those hips! Frasier Krane [/QUOTE] Nitpick: It’s CRANE. Niles Crane. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2007, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/900 "2007-12-31T15:37:15Z")
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