# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 50

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/981 "2008-01-08T16:18:04Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

horcruxes  
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Harry Potters Problem  
People who are on the phone way way too much

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/982 "2008-01-08T17:04:59Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
…People who are on the phone way way too much  
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Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/983 "2008-01-08T17:10:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Hang up, dammit!

People who talk on their cellphones while driving.  
[/QUOTE]

_ **SCREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!** _ **CRUNCH!!!** _ **AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!** _  
Men who leave the toilet seat up.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/984 "2008-01-08T17:56:51Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
…Men who leave the toilet seat up.  
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Hey, it happens.

The Gallic shrug.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/985 "2008-01-08T18:15:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

The Gallic shrug.  
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Funny french gesture  
HP customer service

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/986 "2008-01-08T20:03:56Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

HP customer service  
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An oxymoron, no?

working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years…

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/987 "2008-01-08T21:03:08Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

working the night shift for one night after working the day shift for over 15 years…  
[/QUOTE]

Night…In purgatory  
Pandora radio

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/988 "2008-01-08T21:23:38Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
Pandora radio  
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Never heard it.

Clicking the Wiki “Random Article” link, I come up with **U.S. Route 69** as the next challenge.

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/989 "2008-01-08T21:27:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

Clicking the Wiki “Random Article” link, I come up with **U.S. Route 69** as the next challenge.  
[/QUOTE]  
Most Stolen Signs

Huckleberries

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/990 "2008-01-08T21:55:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Danalan]

Huckleberries  
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Much like blueberries

Rubber chickens

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/991 "2008-01-08T23:30:47Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

Rubber chickens  
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Used in gags.

(I was cancelled, btw, so no night shift for me. Completely trivial aside: how come rubber duckies are cute, but rubber chickens are gross?)

Margaret Thatcher

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/992 "2008-01-08T23:44:51Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
Margaret Thatcher  
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Chemist, baroness, widow.

People born and educated in the USA who’ve affected such spellings as “honour” and “manoeuvre” in their personal correspondence

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/993 "2008-01-09T01:35:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]

people born and educated in the USA who’ve affected such spellings as “honour” and “manoeuvre” in their personal correspondence  
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How bloody portentous

l33t

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/994 "2008-01-09T01:40:41Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
How bloody portentous  
[/QUOTE]

Maybe even pretentious…

> [@](#):
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> l33t

Internet communication technique

The Dali Llama

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/995 "2008-01-09T03:45:29Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
…The Dali Llama  
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Surrealist quadruped painter. 😃

Delightful misspellings.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/996 "2008-01-09T03:54:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Surrealist quadruped painter. 😃

Delightful misspellings.  
[/QUOTE]

:eek:  
:o  
😃

I can’t believe I did that, but hey–llamas could teach us much about acceptance and life and being in the moment. Truly not alpaca of lies…  
Delightful misspellings: Spoonerism wanna be’s?

Dr Seuss’ use of anapestic tetrameter

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/997 "2008-01-09T03:58:35Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
…Dr Seuss’ use of anapestic tetrameter  
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Hat, cat, plane.

\*Horton Hears A Who.  
\*

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/998 "2008-01-09T14:22:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
\*Horton Hears A Who.  
\*  
[/QUOTE]

Elephants on LSD.

Where the Wild Things Are.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/999 "2008-01-09T14:24:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

\*Horton Hears A Who.  
\*  
[/QUOTE]

Vlad’s very vicious

yogi berra

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1000 "2008-01-09T14:36:28Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

yogi berra  
[/QUOTE]

A pic-a-nic basket!  
OR

dead baseball legend  
(hat, cat, _plane_?)

Medusa

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