# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1141 "2008-01-25T23:15:39Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] Pharmacokinetics of beer [/QUOTE] Alcohol equals drunk OR Pub liver challenge moose ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1142 "2008-01-25T23:19:44Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Alcohol equals drunk OR Pub liver challenge moose [/QUOTE] Fearless Leader’s Target J-lo’s butt. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1143 "2008-01-26T00:57:12Z")
[QUOTE=Lobohan] J-lo’s butt. [/QUOTE] Fearless Leader’s Target What? 😉 OR Google mappable anatomy Haggis ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1144 "2008-01-26T01:02:27Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Haggis [/QUOTE] Scottish Torture Instrument Richard Mell ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1145 "2008-01-26T03:54:39Z")
Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol. The 1968 Democratic National Convention. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1146 "2008-01-28T03:35:43Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Richard Mell: Prominent Chicago pol. The 1968 Democratic National Convention. [/QUOTE] Good for yippies Altec Lansing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1147 "2008-01-28T05:22:31Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] Altec Lansing [/QUOTE] Sound system manufacturer. An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs. ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1148 "2008-01-28T13:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > An iPod stuffed to bursting with bad songs. One-touch masochism. Organic foods ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1149 "2008-01-28T14:53:25Z")
[QUOTE=Gorgon Heap] Organic foods [/QUOTE] Carbon-based food stuffs OR overpriced vegetable nutrition OR pesticide free manna (take your pick) ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1150 "2008-01-28T16:44:26Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] …ear buds that the cat chewed through, so no more iPod for now [/QUOTE] Musicus interruptus felinicus. Fake or Pig Latin. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2008, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1151 "2008-01-28T22:33:33Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Fake or Pig Latin. [/QUOTE] Otnay eallyray atinlay (I guess that counts for 3 words ) Coffee cups for Christmas present ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1152 "2008-01-29T05:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] …Coffee cups for Christmas present [/QUOTE] Caffeine junkies smile. Juan Valdez and his faithful burro. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1153 "2008-01-29T16:11:37Z")
Coffee advertising stereotype Alley cats ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1154 "2008-01-29T17:19:31Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Alley cats [/QUOTE] free, feral, felines the middle name Subrahmanyeswara ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1155 "2008-01-29T17:26:27Z")
Very obviously Brahmin. Japan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1156 "2008-01-29T17:56:01Z")
Japan: Has an emperor. The Battle of Iwo Jima. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1157 "2008-01-29T20:14:35Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The Battle of Iwo Jima. [/QUOTE] Unfortunate Pacific battle **Scribble** Very obviously Brahmin. You got that right The game battleships ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1158 "2008-01-29T20:30:20Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] The game battleship [/QUOTE] [Once called “Salvo”](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_%28game%29) The Sub-Mariner ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1159 "2008-01-29T20:32:04Z")
Twister’s more fun. The last name “Singh” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1160 "2008-01-29T20:39:11Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] …The last name “Singh” [/QUOTE] Sikh men use. The Sub-Mariner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=57) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384.md?page=59)