# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1261 "2008-02-11T22:12:49Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] Plastic cups from sporting events [/QUOTE] Sporting, sipping souvenir stripclub manager ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1262 "2008-02-11T22:21:19Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] stripclub manager [/QUOTE] “Bare asses? Assets!” Two-dollar bills ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1263 "2008-02-11T22:43:15Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] “Bare asses? Assets!” Two-dollar bills [/QUOTE] discriminated-against duckets. One Thousand Dollar Bills. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1264 "2008-02-11T23:10:37Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] One Thousand Dollar Bills. [/QUOTE] No longer circulated. The Papiermark, circa 1923 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1265 "2008-02-11T23:13:47Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] …The Papiermark, circa 1923 [/QUOTE] Load those wheelbarrows: [Papiermark - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papiermark) Hyperinflation. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1266 "2008-02-11T23:18:12Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Hyperinflation. [/QUOTE] Balloon _will_ pop! Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids. ---
**Author:** ![haystack1989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/839c29/32.png) [@haystack1989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/haystack1989)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1267 "2008-02-11T23:43:05Z")
really hot air next is carnival worker ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1268 "2008-02-12T00:26:02Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Bush’s budget eliminating funding for RIF programs to needy areas/kids. [/QUOTE] Many dollars short. [QUOTE=haystack1989] carnival worker [/QUOTE] Migrant midway laborer. Superdelegate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1269 "2008-02-12T14:26:46Z")
Superdelegate: Now unexpectedly important. The 1860 Republican national convention in Chicago. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1270 "2008-02-12T14:31:49Z")
Lincoln beats Seward the best pizza in town ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1271 "2008-02-12T14:37:26Z")
The best pizza in town: Everyone opines magisterially. Magistrate. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1272 "2008-02-12T15:02:28Z")
Ignorant connected lawyer. Thomas Edison. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1273 "2008-02-12T15:21:27Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] Thomas Edison. [/QUOTE] Tesla’s terrible tormentor Or Personally patented plenty Stale coffee ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1274 "2008-02-12T16:34:50Z")
[QUOTE=Wargamer] [Magistrate] Ignorant connected lawyer… [/QUOTE] HEY! :mad: I _am_ one! Stale coffee: Throw it out. Gathering up your household garbage and only then realizing there won’t be pickup because it’s some obscure holiday. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1275 "2008-02-12T17:29:29Z")
Stuck with trash. sidewalk preachers ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1276 "2008-02-12T17:52:57Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] …sidewalk preachers [/QUOTE] Walk around them. Sister Aimee Semple McPherson. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1277 "2008-02-12T22:12:05Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Sister Aimee Semple McPherson. [/QUOTE] Foursquare Church founder. Shirley Temple ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1278 "2008-02-12T22:16:47Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Shirley Temple [/QUOTE] Sugary kiddie cocktail OR Actress turned ambassador Ogden Nash ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1279 "2008-02-12T22:25:18Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Ogden Nash [/QUOTE] Published puny poetry Rash ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2008, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1280 "2008-02-12T22:54:39Z")
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