# Describe it in three words

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 68

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1341 "2008-02-25T03:25:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

How glad I am to see this thread back up and running again!  
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Quite, quite fantastic!

“Manhattan Spiritual”, by Reg Owen

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1342 "2008-02-25T14:05:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Governor Quinn]  
…“Manhattan Spiritual”, by Reg Owen  
[/QUOTE]

Tell me more!

Dr. Manhattan from _Watchmen_.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1343 "2008-02-25T15:08:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Dr. Manhattan from _Watchmen_.  
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Oddly omnipotent, omniscient

200 kilometers

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1344 "2008-02-26T01:03:54Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]

200 kilometers  
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124 miles, easy!

trojan horse

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1345 "2008-02-26T01:56:19Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]

trojan horse  
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Great greek gift

Carbon footprint

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1346 "2008-02-26T14:19:25Z")

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[QUOTE=bannerrefugee]  
…Carbon footprint  
[/QUOTE]

Gore’s is massive.

Footprints as a murder clue.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1347 "2008-02-26T14:43:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Footprints as a murder clue.  
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Murderer made mark

Red herring

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1348 "2008-02-26T15:34:10Z")

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Deliberate diversionary tactic  
Thermometer

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1349 "2008-02-26T15:36:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Thin Ice]  
Deliberate diversionary tactic  
Thermometer  
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Please, not rectal.

Bill Clinton

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1350 "2008-02-26T15:43:40Z")

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What a hound  
45-rpm record

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1351 "2008-02-26T15:51:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Thin Ice]

45-rpm record  
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My childhood, revisited.

Avogadro’s number

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1352 "2008-02-26T16:08:06Z")

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[QUOTE=eleanorigby]  
…Avogadro’s number  
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Not 555-1234.

The Hollywood phone prefix “555.”

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1353 "2008-02-26T16:17:39Z")

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Phoney phone exchange  
Wal-mart

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1354 "2008-02-26T16:17:48Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Not 555-1234.

The Hollywood phone prefix “555.”  
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Phony phone prefix

Professional wrestling

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1355 "2008-02-26T16:25:03Z")

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Wal-Mart: Low prices, wages.

Professional wrestling.

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1356 "2008-02-26T16:37:32Z")

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Fake fighting friends

Infinity

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1357 "2008-02-26T17:23:55Z")

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Infinity: Eternal broadcasting pain.

Howard Stern.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1358 "2008-02-26T17:47:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Howard Stern.  
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Babbling broadcaster buffoon

Latte

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1359 "2008-02-26T19:58:48Z")

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Latte: Not my preference.

Extra-sweet mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.

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**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2008, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1360 "2008-02-26T20:13:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Extra-sweet mocha with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.  
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Complex coffee concoction

That I have to use white out tape instead of the fluid because it’s too dangerous -in an office where every other door has a radiation or biohazard warning on it.

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