# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/121 "2007-11-15T18:48:53Z")
New Zealand: Not Australia, thanks. Andorra. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/122 "2007-11-15T19:12:35Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] New Zealand: Not Australia, thanks. Andorra. [/QUOTE] Mountainous tax haven. Sylph. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/123 "2007-11-15T19:25:05Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Sylph. [/QUOTE] light as air dirigidoo ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/124 "2007-11-15T19:45:47Z")
[QUOTE=Liberal] dirigidoo [/QUOTE] Australian farting instrument. (assuming you meant didgeridoo) George W. Bush ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/125 "2007-11-15T19:57:27Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] Australian farting instrument. (assuming you meant didgeridoo) George W. Bush [/QUOTE] neocon’s malleable puppet fireworks ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/126 "2007-11-15T20:01:34Z")
I feel it is appropriate at this juncture to introduce you to [Foamy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ64PxBzNc) who pretty much says what I feel about the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/127 "2007-11-15T20:05:48Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] I feel it is appropriate at this juncture to introduce you to [Foamy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZJ64PxBzNc) who pretty much says what I feel about the whole thing. [/QUOTE] That’s not three words and it has nothing to do with fireworks. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/128 "2007-11-15T20:09:39Z")
[QUOTE=Sitnam] fireworks [/QUOTE] Children’s finger removers. Thunderstorms ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/129 "2007-11-15T20:13:33Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] Children’s finger removers. Thunderstorms [/QUOTE] Set pets wimpering **Mail-order catalogs** ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/130 "2007-11-15T21:01:06Z")
[QUOTE=Sitnam] That’s not three words and it has nothing to do with fireworks. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Uh… “Wrong thread post.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/131 "2007-11-15T21:02:27Z")
Mail-order catalogs: Holiday avalanche begins. Wrong thread post. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/132 "2007-11-15T21:06:00Z")
[QUOTE=Ellen Cherry] **Mail-order catalogs** [/QUOTE] Fill Mail-order litterboxes Ooop.. [QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Wrong thread post. [/QUOTE] Too many windows. Rocking chair ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/133 "2007-11-15T21:09:23Z")
Wrong thread post: Common Doper error. Rocking chair: Codger’s favorite seat. Old coots with too much nose hair. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/134 "2007-11-15T21:11:12Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Old coots with too much nose hair. [/QUOTE] Protectors of Lawns Bowling Balls ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/135 "2007-11-15T21:16:44Z")
[QUOTE=Duke of Rat] Protectors of Lawns Bowling Balls [/QUOTE] very large scrotum Raccoons ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/136 "2007-11-15T21:17:54Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] Raccoons [/QUOTE] Ranger Rick’s family. Cocoons ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/137 "2007-11-15T21:18:21Z")
> [@](#): > > cocoons cozy pupa pad skateboard ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/138 "2007-11-15T21:29:43Z")
[QUOTE=Flander] skateboard [/QUOTE] Break a leg! Plasticware ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/139 "2007-11-15T21:37:16Z")
Disposable eating utensils. Watermelon ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2007, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/140 "2007-11-15T21:56:12Z")
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