# Describe it in three words **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [November 14, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384 "2007-11-14T17:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1401 "2008-03-03T01:31:08Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Porter Waggoner. [/QUOTE] Actually, “Porter Wagoner” OR Discoverer of Parton Waggoner Carr ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1402 "2008-03-03T18:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Waggoner Carr [/QUOTE] Lubbock’s largest lawyer Apparition ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1403 "2008-03-03T18:54:25Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] …Apparition [/QUOTE] Might be ghost. The movie _Ghost_. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1404 "2008-03-04T00:23:46Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] The movie _Ghost_. [/QUOTE] Goldberg, meet Oscar. Oscar Levant ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1405 "2008-03-04T03:31:30Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Oscar Levant [/QUOTE] An American Amnesiac Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it’s getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1406 "2008-03-04T14:46:44Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] An American Amnesiac Since those creepy pricks in IT installed office 2007 on my computer it’s getting harder and harder to use office 2003 at home. [/QUOTE] Terror of technology Phred Phelps ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1407 "2008-03-04T15:40:43Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] …Phred Phelps [/QUOTE] Phreakin’ phanatic phool. Homophobia. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1408 "2008-03-04T16:01:26Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Phr Homophobia. [/QUOTE] Honestly hate homosexuals or Common conservative conceit Gymnastics ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1409 "2008-03-04T16:30:49Z")
Gymnastics: Never liked 'em. Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1410 "2008-03-04T18:40:07Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Anorexic preteen girls participating in Olympic or pro gymnastics, maybe against their wills, losing their childhoods under the watchful eye of a maybe-pervy coach. [/QUOTE] Certainly sounds sick Hong Kong ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1411 "2008-03-04T20:48:52Z")
[QUOTE=bannerrefugee] …Hong Kong [/QUOTE] Britain shoulda kept. Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1412 "2008-03-04T21:35:40Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. [/QUOTE] [See this post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=9346612&highlight=Margaret+Thatcher#post9346612)😛 Reruns of one-month-old _Tonight Show_ and _Late Night_ episodes ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1413 "2008-03-04T22:05:56Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Reruns of one-month-old _Tonight Show_ and _Late Night_ episodes [/QUOTE] Rapidly repeating reruns Or Humor has happened Or Wit which was The Discoverie of Witchcraft ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1414 "2008-03-05T03:23:03Z")
Witches don’t exist! Scrapbook enthusiasts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1415 "2008-03-05T04:52:34Z")
Scrapbook enthusiasts: Not for me OR Cut, paste memories OR Oddly cultlike hobby OR Keeps off street. Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1416 "2008-03-05T14:40:58Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Getting frustrated in using online photo services like ShutterFly and SnapFish. [/QUOTE] Picture posting provocation Dirty dishes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1417 "2008-03-05T15:17:36Z")
Dirty dishes: Must be washed OR Can’t stand them OR Not for long. Talking dirty during sex. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1418 "2008-03-05T16:44:21Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] Talking dirty during sex. [/QUOTE] Intercourse, including instructions! Oration (which sadly I couldn’t figure out how to use, Oration,…,Orgasm) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1419 "2008-03-05T17:14:48Z")
Oration: Valedictorian’s forgettable remarks. The salutatorian who happens to be the hawtest girl in the class. ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-it-in-three-words/426384/1420 "2008-03-05T18:27:41Z")
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