# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/1 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")
This has probibly been done before, but I couldn’t find it if it has. The rules are simple: You will answer “True” or “False” if the previous post describes you. You will then be allowed to post a description of the next Doper to respond. The person with the most “Trues” and the person to post the most that get responded to with “True” will win the accollades of all fellow Dopers. Tips: Try not to make your descriptions too generic (i.e. next Doper will be a female. Next Doper will have a scar) Questions? Good, let’s begin. The next Doper will be an intellectually mature female. She has slept on the Pacific shoreline and likes pasta. Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/2 "2006-10-22T07:15:21Z")
True. The next Doper to post used to have a motorcycle and has a tattoo s/he now regrets. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/3 "2006-10-22T08:04:54Z")
False. The next Doper to post aspires to publish a novel. ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/4 "2006-10-22T08:39:25Z")
False. The next doper to post will have had a broken heart because they were forced to leave someone for whom they had tender feelings behind in a foreign country. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/5 "2006-10-22T09:52:01Z")
False. The next Doper will have an advanced degree (Masters or Ph.D.). ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/6 "2006-10-22T10:17:25Z")
False. The next Doper will have lived for at least one year in a country other than that of their birth. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/7 "2006-10-22T10:34:46Z")
True The next doper will have been divorced ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/8 "2006-10-22T10:36:01Z")
True. The next doper will have read at leat four Harry Potter books. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/9 "2006-10-22T10:36:06Z")
[QUOTE=Aspidistra] True The next doper will have been divorced [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper to respond speaks at least three languages fluently. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/10 "2006-10-22T11:03:21Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] False. The next Doper to respond speaks at least three languages fluently. [/QUOTE] False. The next doper to respond is owned by at least one cat. ---
**Author:** ![gabriela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/db5fbb/32.png) [@gabriela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gabriela)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/11 "2006-10-22T11:19:30Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] False. The next doper to respond is owned by at least one cat. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper to respond is intellectually pugnacious to the point of sometimes being almost an asshole, and often likes to fight in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/12 "2006-10-22T11:36:56Z")
[QUOTE=gabriela] False. The next Doper to respond is intellectually pugnacious to the point of sometimes being almost an asshole, and often likes to fight in the Pit. [/QUOTE] False. (So much for your admiration, eh?) The next Doper no longer lives in the state [or state-equivalent] where he or she was born, and hasn’t for more than ten years. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/13 "2006-10-22T11:56:32Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] False. (So much for your admiration, eh?) The next Doper no longer lives in the state [or state-equivalent] where he or she was born, and hasn’t for more than ten years. [/QUOTE] True. The next Doper is a morning person. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/14 "2006-10-22T12:00:53Z")
[QUOTE=monstro] True. The next Doper is a morning person. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper has a pilot’s license. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/15 "2006-10-22T12:17:47Z")
[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha] False. The next Doper has a pilot’s license. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper used to collect for UNICEF while trick-or-treating. ---
**Author:** ![mr.jp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@mr.jp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.jp)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/16 "2006-10-22T12:59:42Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] False. The next Doper used to collect for UNICEF while trick-or-treating. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper has masturbated today. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/17 "2006-10-22T13:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=mr. jp] False. The next Doper has masturbated today. [/QUOTE] :eek: How did you know??? True. The next doper to respond will know how to play the guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/18 "2006-10-22T14:06:51Z")
False. The next Doper has some odd food allergy. ---
**Author:** ![Sonia\_Montdore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Sonia\_Montdore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sonia_Montdore)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/19 "2006-10-22T14:11:25Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] False. The next Doper has some odd food allergy. [/QUOTE] False. The next Doper to reply thinks Donald O’Connor was a better singer and dancer than Gene Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![Caiata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Caiata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caiata)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/20 "2006-10-22T14:12:05Z")
True; allergic to synthetic blueberry flavourings. Remember those Rocket Pops? Yeah, I never could eat them ☹ The next doper plays a musical instrument. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=2)