# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/181 "2006-10-24T17:28:36Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] The next poster is wishing for a danish or muffin. [/QUOTE] True, sort of. A Danish, or a Swede… 😉 TNDTP is a victim of alien abduction ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/182 "2006-10-24T17:31:31Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] True, sort of. A Danish, or a Swede… 😉 TNDTP is a victim of alien abduction [/QUOTE] False – I assist in them. The next Doper to post talks like a pirate when nobody is around. ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/183 "2006-10-24T17:37:01Z")
[QUOTE=Monstre] The next Doper to post talks like a pirate when nobody is around. [/QUOTE] True, and I’m so embarrassed. I talk to the dogs like that, “Avasts ye scurvy curs…out into the yard with ye!” The next poster works from home. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/184 "2006-10-24T17:42:32Z")
False, but I’d like to. The next poster doesn’t own a bathroom scale. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/185 "2006-10-24T17:49:29Z")
False. THe next poster is going grey. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/186 "2006-10-24T18:10:17Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] False. THe next poster is going grey. [/QUOTE] Make that going going gone! 😃 TNP is going to a Hallowe’en party sometime this week. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/187 "2006-10-24T18:10:26Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] False. THe next poster is going grey. [/QUOTE] True, what little of it I have left. TNDTP is a Turtle. State the secret password… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/188 "2006-10-24T18:26:43Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] TNDTP is a Turtle. State the secret password… [/QUOTE] True, because I know the password is “password.” Or “aardvark,” one or the othr. The next poster has eaten pizza at least four times so far this month. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/189 "2006-10-24T18:34:42Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] The next poster has eaten pizza at least four times so far this month. [/QUOTE] False – only thrice so far, but a fourth is forthcoming. The next poster has never ridden an Amtrak train. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/190 "2006-10-24T18:55:55Z")
True and don’t wanna. TNP is drinking water while surfing the dope. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/191 "2006-10-24T18:57:37Z")
True. I always have water by the computer. The next poster has 3 or more phones within arms reach. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/192 "2006-10-24T18:59:59Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] The next poster has 3 or more phones within arms reach. [/QUOTE] False and eek, TNP has more than one monitor on their PC or at least their desk. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/193 "2006-10-24T19:03:20Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] TNP has more than one monitor on their PC or at least their desk. [/QUOTE] False – only one monitor. The next poster has been to at least half of the states in the USA. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/194 "2006-10-24T19:10:16Z")
True. I had to count but true it is. TNP has never been outside his/her home country. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/195 "2006-10-24T19:15:42Z")
False. Lived outside it for two years. The next poster is bilingual or multilingual. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/196 "2006-10-24T19:18:43Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] The next poster is bilingual or multilingual. [/QUOTE] False. TNP has ceramic tile on their kitchen floor. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/197 "2006-10-24T19:20:00Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] False. TNP has ceramic tile on their kitchen floor. [/QUOTE] False but I want it. I think. TNP does not have any carpet in his/her home. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/198 "2006-10-24T19:21:10Z")
False - it’s mostly carpeted. TNP is diligent about cleaning the lint trap on the dryer. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/199 "2006-10-24T19:26:30Z")
[QUOTE=FairyChatMom] TNP is diligent about cleaning the lint trap on the dryer. [/QUOTE] True – that “Lint screen must be cleaned before each load” message on the dryers in my college dorm has stayed with me since I matriculated. The next poster is not planning to leave his/her state /province/geographical counterpart of residence for Christmas this year. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/200 "2006-10-24T19:31:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] True – that “Lint screen must be cleaned before each load” message on the dryers in my college dorm has stayed with me since I matriculated. The next poster is not planning to leave his/her state /province/geographical counterpart of residence for Christmas this year. [/QUOTE] False, I’ll be going from LA to Ohio for christmas. The next poster has already posted in this thread at least once. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=11)