# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3bc359/32.png) [@What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_s_That_Smell)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/221 "2006-10-25T00:56:05Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] Nope – I’m a contra-antipodean. The next poster has showered in the last hour. [/QUOTE] Nope. I stink. The next poster has once in his/her life dressed in a spiderman outfit. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/222 "2006-10-25T01:02:48Z")
False, if you mean an outfit that looks like the Spider-Man costume. I do own, and wear, a t-shirt with Spider-Man and the Green Goblin on the front, though. The next poster occasionally eats cereal for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/223 "2006-10-25T01:13:59Z")
True. TNDTP can’t figure out some functions of his/her cell phone. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/224 "2006-10-25T01:19:20Z")
False, I don’t have a cel. (Although my parents’ confound sometimes me when I’m using them.) The next poster owns at least one video game soundtrack album. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/225 "2006-10-25T01:26:55Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] The next poster owns at least one video game soundtrack album. [/QUOTE] False, although I did buy several albums (NWA and Snoop Dogg) as a direct result of playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. The next poster hasn’t drank milk in the last 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/226 "2006-10-25T01:37:04Z")
[QUOTE=Giraffe] The next poster hasn’t drank milk in the last 24 hours. [/QUOTE] False. Frosted Flakes are nasty without milk. The next poster has at least one record/tape/CD by Neil Diamond. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/227 "2006-10-25T01:43:09Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] False. Frosted Flakes are nasty without milk. The next poster has at least one record/tape/CD by Neil Diamond. [/QUOTE] False – and a foul canard. (not to be redundant or anything…) The next poster has worn glasses (or other corrective lenses) since elementary school. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/228 "2006-10-25T01:45:41Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] False – and a foul canard. (not to be redundant or anything…) The next poster has worn glasses (or other corrective lenses) since elementary school. [/QUOTE] True, both at one point or another. The next poster has once dyed his/her hair a shade that does not occur in nature. ---
**Author:** ![What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3bc359/32.png) [@What\_s\_That\_Smell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_s_That_Smell)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/229 "2006-10-25T02:38:12Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung] True, both at one point or another. The next poster has once dyed his/her hair a shade that does not occur in nature. [/QUOTE] True. Bright pink. The next poster owns a caged bird. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/230 "2006-10-25T03:33:30Z")
False. Birds = cat treats. TNDTP has more than one keychain. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/231 "2006-10-25T04:06:40Z")
True. I have 4, if the keyless entry remote counts as a keychain. The next Doper cares deeply about the outcome of the World Series. ---
**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/232 "2006-10-25T04:12:19Z")
Faaalse! The next poster knows who Danny Elfman is. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/233 "2006-10-25T04:15:16Z")
True. If I could get motivated I might even stalk him. Note to Mr Elfman’s lawyers, that was a joke. I really have no intent on stalking your client. Please put down the restraining order. TNP has won academic awards in school. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/234 "2006-10-25T08:29:14Z")
False, (almost) no such thing in Spain. There’s some country-wide prizes for “highest GPA” but you have to be in the public system and I went to private schools. The next poster prefers Pepsi to Coke. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/235 "2006-10-25T08:31:52Z")
False, can’t abide either. The next poster has brought cakes to work, for no good reason. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/236 "2006-10-25T09:10:24Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] The next poster has brought cakes to work, for no good reason. [/QUOTE] True, sorta – the reason is that everyone brings random stuff at random times. But it’s not really a **good** reason, so it qualifies 🙂 The next poster has a Masters degree or equivalent (or higher) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/237 "2006-10-25T09:37:51Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] The next poster has a Masters degree or equivalent (or higher) [/QUOTE] True - an MD. The next Doper to post is not married, but in a “domestic partnership” arrangement (either same-sex or dual-sex). ---
**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/238 "2006-10-25T09:59:52Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian\_Slip] The next Doper to post is not married, but in a “domestic partnership” arrangement (either same-sex or dual-sex). [/QUOTE] False - I’m 16 🙂 The next poster is currently wearing nail polish. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/239 "2006-10-25T10:33:51Z")
[QUOTE=bundykala] The next poster is currently wearing nail polish. [/QUOTE] False. But I’m in a mood that if I wasn’t male and job hunting I’d probably do so. The next poster has watched a fansubbed anime at some point in his or her life. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/240 "2006-10-25T10:35:02Z")
False. The next poster has taken a “mental health day” during the past month. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=13)