# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/241 "2006-10-25T10:36:37Z")
I wish. Very false. The next poster has at least one tattoo that’s not usually hidden. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/242 "2006-10-25T11:55:22Z")
[QUOTE=gardentraveler] I wish. Very false. The next poster has at least one tattoo that’s not usually hidden. [/QUOTE] False. But I do have a pierced ear… The next poster has had a bikini waxing. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/243 "2006-10-25T12:54:50Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] False. But I do have a pierced ear… The next poster has had a bikini waxing. [/QUOTE] False. Not after the back waxing. The next poster has had a nickname that rhymes with his/her given name. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/244 "2006-10-25T13:00:04Z")
[QUOTE=Hung Mung] The next poster has had a nickname that rhymes with his/her given name. [/QUOTE] False…I don’t tend to pick up nicknames, other than insulting ones - puns on my last name, or stupid pop culture references. The next poster has at least once eaten multiple fast value meals in a single sitting. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/245 "2006-10-25T13:03:58Z")
False, are you trying to make me sick? The next poster never wears jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/246 "2006-10-25T13:11:22Z")
True. Not in several years, in any case. Hard to get them in a good fit anymore. The next poster will, after reading this post, have a mad craving for brownies. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/247 "2006-10-25T13:38:19Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] The next poster will, after reading this post, have a mad craving for brownies. [/QUOTE] True. The next poster is wearing a thong. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/248 "2006-10-25T14:52:16Z")
[QUOTE=Gfactor] The next poster is wearing a thong. [/QUOTE] False. The next poster is wondering what I **would** look like in a thong. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/249 "2006-10-25T14:57:33Z")
Definitely false…it’s enough to put me off my cup of tea. The next poster once had a pet called Fluffy. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/250 "2006-10-25T15:03:55Z")
False. The next poster thinks “Sesame Street” has gone sadly downhill. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/251 "2006-10-25T15:06:56Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] False. The next poster thinks “Sesame Street” has gone sadly downhill. [/QUOTE] True, very True. The Next poster loves to read, will even read in the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/252 "2006-10-25T15:54:08Z")
Do magazines count? 🙂 I do love to read (particularly “chick lit” on flights), but don’t get much time to. The next Doper loves Bloody Marys. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/253 "2006-10-25T16:01:05Z")
[QUOTE=Freudian\_Slip] The next Doper loves Bloody Marys. [/QUOTE] True. But I like other cocktails as well. The next poster has at least two children ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/254 "2006-10-25T16:14:22Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] True. But I like other cocktails as well. The next poster has at least two children [/QUOTE] False, no children now or in the near future. The next Doper to post has prank called a funeral home at least once. SGT Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/255 "2006-10-25T16:21:27Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] False, no children now or in the near future. The next Doper to post has prank called a funeral home at least once. SGT Schwartz [/QUOTE] **False** , but thanks for the great idea. 😃 The next person to post has never had a broken bone. ---
**Author:** ![Severiane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@Severiane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Severiane)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/256 "2006-10-25T16:24:51Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] **False** , but thanks for the great idea. 😃 The next person to post has never had a broken bone. [/QUOTE] True. Next person loves artichokes ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/257 "2006-10-25T16:28:16Z")
[QUOTE=Severiane] True. Next person loves artichokes [/QUOTE] “Love” may be a little strong – they’re not on my top five veggies list or anything – but I like 'em just fine. The next poster owns at least one concert T-shirt. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/258 "2006-10-25T16:31:38Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] “Love” may be a little strong – they’re not on my top five veggies list or anything – but I like 'em just fine. The next poster owns at least one concert T-shirt. [/QUOTE] True (Eric Clapton, Greatful Dead, and Waylon Jennings), but doesn’t everyone? The next poster has climbed through a window before because he/she lost the keys Sgt Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/259 "2006-10-25T16:39:36Z")
[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz] True (Eric Clapton, Greatful Dead, and Waylon Jennings), but doesn’t everyone? The next poster has climbed through a window before because he/she lost the keys Sgt Schwartz [/QUOTE] **True**. Hell, I’ve done it in the last month. The next poster is a teetotaler. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/260 "2006-10-25T16:45:47Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] **True**. Hell, I’ve done it in the last month. The next poster is a teetotaler. [/QUOTE] True, by percentages. A week of heavy drinking for me means I took communion at church. TNDTP have eaten some kind of exotic meat (bison, ostrich, lion, rattlesnake, etc.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=14)