# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/261 "2006-10-25T17:19:38Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
TNDTP have eaten some kind of exotic meat (bison, ostrich, lion, rattlesnake, etc.)  
[/QUOTE]

True - conger eel. And probably things more exotic when I was in Africa.

TNDTP has a family member or work colleague with a glass eye.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/262 "2006-10-25T17:34:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
True - conger eel. And probably things more exotic when I was in Africa.

TNDTP has a family member or work colleague with a glass eye.  
[/QUOTE]

**False**.

TNDTP is female.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/263 "2006-10-25T18:32:25Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
**False**.

TNDTP is female.  
[/QUOTE]

False

TNDTP has masturbated to a Land of the Lost character (God, am I showing my age on that one)

Sgt Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/264 "2006-10-25T18:43:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]

TNDTP has masturbated to a Land of the Lost character  
[/QUOTE]

Uh, what? No.

The next poster has done a few favors for a co-worker or co-workers, but never had that favor repaid.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/265 "2006-10-25T18:44:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
TNDTP has masturbated to a Land of the Lost character (God, am I showing my age on that one)  
[/QUOTE]

False, although I’m old enough to remember when the show was on (tried to watch one episode, but gave up before the first commercial).

The next poster has walked a dog or two in the last twenty-four hours.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/266 "2006-10-25T19:10:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
False, although I’m old enough to remember when the show was on (tried to watch one episode, but gave up before the first commercial).

The next poster has walked a dog or two in the last twenty-four hours.  
[/QUOTE]

False.

TNDTP had already posted at least twice in this thread.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/267 "2006-10-25T19:11:49Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
False.

TNDTP had already posted at least twice in this thread.  
[/QUOTE]

Yup, and this one has already been done.

TNDTP has invoked cited Godwin’s Law at least once in a SDMB thread.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/268 "2006-10-25T19:12:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
The next poster has walked a dog or two in the last twenty-four hours.  
[/QUOTE]

True. Bela-boo (lab mix) and Emma G. Princess Pea (Pom-poo).

TNDTP owns gay male porn. 😛

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/269 "2006-10-25T19:15:39Z")

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:smack:

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> TNDTP has invoked cited Godwin’s Law at least once in a SDMB thread.

False…I think. Not to my knowledge at least…

TNDTP owns gay male porn. 😛

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/270 "2006-10-25T19:20:34Z")

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[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]  
:smack:

False…I think. Not to my knowledge at least…

TNDTP owns gay male porn. 😛  
[/QUOTE]

False, unless the 2003 NCAA wrestling finals on VHS count. 😃

TNDTP has at least one child in diapers.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/271 "2006-10-25T19:52:51Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
TNDTP has at least one child in diapers.  
[/QUOTE]

False – I have no descendants of any age.

Since this one got overlooked, I’ll repost it:

[QUOTE=Scribble]  
The next poster has done a few favors for a co-worker or co-workers, but never had that favor repaid.  
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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/272 "2006-10-25T20:07:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
False – I have no descendants of any age.

Since this one got overlooked, I’ll repost it: The next poster has done a few favors for a co-worker or co-workers, but never had that favor repaid.  
[/QUOTE]

True. And I won’t forget it!!!

The next poster has had a major crush on a co-worker at one time or another.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/273 "2006-10-25T20:08:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
False – I have no descendants of any age.

Since this one got overlooked, I’ll repost it: The next poster has done a few favors for a co-worker or co-workers, but never had that favor repaid.  
[/QUOTE]

True. But I’ve also received favors from co-workers and not repaid them. It’s just different co-workers in each case. 🙂

TNDTP posts actively on other MBs than this one.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/274 "2006-10-25T20:39:06Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
True. But I’ve also received favors from co-workers and not repaid them. It’s just different co-workers in each case. 🙂

TNDTP posts actively on other MBs than this one.  
[/QUOTE]

False, I don’t even read other MB’s

TDNTP owns at least one Douglas Adams book

SGT Schwartz

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/275 "2006-10-25T20:45:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]  
False, I don’t even read other MB’s

TDNTP owns at least one Douglas Adams book

SGT Schwartz  
[/QUOTE]

Currently, this is false. (A few years ago, I owned all of them though.)

Okay, I’ll repost my last one that got bumped -

TNP has at some time had a major crush on a coworker.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/276 "2006-10-25T20:49:42Z")

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True. More than once, actually. Had a relationship with one of them that lasted three years.

The next poster walks to work.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/277 "2006-10-25T20:51:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
True. More than once, actually. Had a relationship with one of them that lasted three years.

The next poster walks to work.  
[/QUOTE]

False. It’s like 25 miles.

TNDTP is or has been a Sergeant. 😃 (playing the odds here)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/278 "2006-10-25T20:54:20Z")

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[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]  
False. It’s like 25 miles.

TNDTP is or has been a Sergeant. 😃 (playing the odds here)  
[/QUOTE]

False. 😛

The next Poster had chicken for dinner last night.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/279 "2006-10-25T21:18:43Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]

The next Poster had chicken for dinner last night.  
[/QUOTE]

False. Spaghetti and Italian Sausage.

The next poster wears more than one ring.

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**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/280 "2006-10-25T21:18:47Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
The next Poster had chicken for dinner last night.  
[/QUOTE]

False. I had a delicious swordfish steak at [Nava](http://www.buckheadrestaurants.com/nava.html).

TNDTP has not taken a shower yet today.

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