# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/281 "2006-10-25T21:21:08Z")
😛 Darn it silenus! [QUOTE=silenus] The next poster wears more than one ring. [/QUOTE] True, but I’m not wearing any of them today. TNDTP has not taken a shower yet today. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/282 "2006-10-25T21:22:01Z")
False. Two, one before work and one after my run. The next poster can bench press more than his or her own body weight. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/283 "2006-10-25T21:51:24Z")
False, as far as I know. I don’t lift weights. The next poster has worked at an amusement park. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/284 "2006-10-25T22:05:51Z")
False. TNDTP has had more than one user name on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/285 "2006-10-25T22:07:53Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] False. TNDTP has had more than one user name on the SDMB. [/QUOTE] False. I’m still married to my first handle. TNDTP is participating in the White Elephant exchange on MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/286 "2006-10-25T22:10:32Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] False. I’m still married to my first handle. TNDTP is participating in the White Elephant exchange on MPSIMS. [/QUOTE] False. (However, I have worked at an amusement park.) The next poster has passed an audition test for _Jeopardy!_, _Millionaire_, or other quiz show, but not necessarily been picked to actually appear. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/287 "2006-10-25T22:10:57Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] TNDTP has had more than one user name on the SDMB. [/QUOTE] True. The hamsters are almost used to the sheer size new one now, and only choke on every 5th post. 😃 TNDTP will have his/her mind in the gutter when reading the above statement. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/288 "2006-10-25T22:14:01Z")
Jesus H. Christ, I can’t win for losing. > [@](#): > > The next poster has passed an audition test for Jeopardy!, Millionaire, or other quiz show, but not necessarily been picked to actually appear. Only in my dreams. TNDTP is killing time before going to sit in traffic on the commute home. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/289 "2006-10-25T22:22:19Z")
[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies] Jesus H. Christ, I can’t win for losing. Only in my dreams. TNDTP is killing time before going to sit in traffic on the commute home. [/QUOTE] Guilty. 😃 TNDTP knows how to surf (water, not the internet). ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/290 "2006-10-25T22:25:57Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] Guilty. 😃 TNDTP knows how to surf (water, not the internet). [/QUOTE] False. TNDTP has never seen a Charlie Chaplin movie (which is sad, IMO). ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/291 "2006-10-25T22:30:11Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] False. TNDTP has never seen a Charlie Chaplin movie (which is sad, IMO). [/QUOTE] False. Hell, I own _City Lights_ and \*Modern Times \*on VHS. TNDTP has belonged to at least two religions in his or her life. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/292 "2006-10-25T22:30:22Z")
[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman] False. TNDTP has never seen a Charlie Chaplin movie (which is sad, IMO). [/QUOTE] False – I saw _The Gold Rush_ in a college film history class. The next poster has never owned an old-time record player. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/293 "2006-10-25T23:00:57Z")
Is it okay to do a twofer? False, I have owned an old timey record player. True, I have belonged to at least two religious, at least the way I figure it. The next poster has ridden a funicular. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/294 "2006-10-25T23:06:45Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] The next poster has ridden a funicular. [/QUOTE] True, while touring Johnstown, Pa. The next poster has eaten a meal in the White House. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/295 "2006-10-25T23:20:29Z")
False. The next poster has not gotten a flu shot yet this year. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/296 "2006-10-25T23:34:41Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] False. The next poster has not gotten a flu shot yet this year. [/QUOTE] True. I’ve never gotten a flu shot, and I’m 45. TNDTP has been pooped on by a bird. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/297 "2006-10-25T23:45:15Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] True. I’ve never gotten a flu shot, and I’m 45. TNDTP has been pooped on by a bird. [/QUOTE] True, landed square in the middle of my round head. TNDTP has been a member of the Armed Forces SGT Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/298 "2006-10-25T23:59:16Z")
> [@](#): > > **Originally Posted By Sgt Schwartz** > TNDTP has been a member of the Armed Forces > > SGT Schwartz False. TNDTP owns the entire Calvin and Hobbes collection. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/299 "2006-10-26T01:25:52Z")
[QUOTE=pbbth] False. TNDTP owns the entire Calvin and Hobbes collection. [/QUOTE] False. I am missing one dang book. (Or the bound uber edition, whichever way you look at it.) TNDTP has some silverware in their bedroom left over from a meal eaten in said room. ---
**Author:** ![SailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@SailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SailBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/300 "2006-10-26T01:39:38Z")
Haha True, do I Ever!!! Not only silverware but tons of old dishes. To the point where I woke up one morning to find a squirrel eating out of one two feet from my face. Sounds gross thinking about it. The next doper to respond has been see the Outback of Australia. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=16)