# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/21 "2006-10-22T14:31:23Z")
Crudely, but yes. The next Doper can’t cook for shit. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/22 "2006-10-22T14:34:45Z")
[QUOTE=koeeoaddi] Crudely, but yes. The next Doper can’t cook for shit. [/QUOTE] False. I don’t enjoy cooking particularly, but I’m completely competent. The next Doper to post has a gender-neutral middle name. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/23 "2006-10-22T14:51:20Z")
False. It’s rare, but it’s definitely male. The next poster has had sex in a semi-public place. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/24 "2006-10-22T15:03:29Z")
True. (Park. Bushes. _sigh_) The next poster has met at least one famous or quasi-famous person. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/25 "2006-10-22T15:23:25Z")
True. (Extremely well-known German authors, other people who are really well-known in their non-US countries.) The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs. GT ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/26 "2006-10-22T15:31:03Z")
[QUOTE=gardentraveler] True. (Extremely well-known German authors, other people who are really well-known in their non-US countries.) The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs. GT [/QUOTE] False. The next poster drives a SUV. ---
**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/27 "2006-10-22T15:33:59Z")
> [@](#): > > The next poster is a vegan and owns 2 dogs. False, meat eater, owned by a cat The next Doper will be a male who watches Desperate Housewives, but doesn’t want anyone to know that… ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/28 "2006-10-22T15:38:09Z")
False, I do not watch DH, and if I did, I wouldn’t care who knew it. The next poster is from a continent other than North America/ ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/29 "2006-10-22T15:40:48Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] The next poster is from a continent other than North America/ [/QUOTE] True. The next poster is a single female ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/30 "2006-10-22T15:52:52Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] The next poster is a single female [/QUOTE] False; (SM), but I am quietly waiting for someone to come along and say ‘true.’ 😃 The next poster is procastinating; they should be doing work, but chose to Dope it up instead… ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/31 "2006-10-22T16:08:29Z")
[QUOTE=JustAnotherGeek] False; (SM), but I am quietly waiting for someone to come along and say ‘true.’ 😃 The next poster is procastinating; they should be doing work, but chose to Dope it up instead… [/QUOTE] :eek: True! I should be doing housework. The next poster is a voracious reader, but only likes fantasy novels. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/32 "2006-10-22T16:13:21Z")
[QUOTE=Taters] The next poster is a voracious reader, but only likes fantasy novels. [/QUOTE] False. Voracious, yes. But I’ll read just about anything. The next poster hasn’t had breakfast yet. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/33 "2006-10-22T16:16:05Z")
True. The next poster is rapidly losing interest in _Lost_. ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/34 "2006-10-22T16:16:25Z")
True. The next Dope was out past 1 last night getting plastered. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/35 "2006-10-22T16:24:01Z")
False. I got home just after 10 and didn’t drink at all. The next poster hasn’t taken a shower yet this morning but has had at least one cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/36 "2006-10-22T16:57:05Z")
[QUOTE=Kat] False. I got home just after 10 and didn’t drink at all. The next poster hasn’t taken a shower yet this morning but has had at least one cup of coffee. [/QUOTE] False, I’ve showered and haven’t had anything to drink yet. The next doper to post lives in a townhouse in a major city. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/37 "2006-10-22T18:04:06Z")
False. Though pursuant to the lost post #8, I have > [@](#): > > read at leat four Harry Potter books. The next Doper has not yet read their voter’s pamphlet. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/38 "2006-10-22T18:14:26Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] False. Though pursuant to the lost post #8, I have The next Doper has not yet read their voter’s pamphlet. [/QUOTE] True. The next Doper to respond once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. For 20 minutes. In the '60s. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/39 "2006-10-22T18:17:23Z")
False. It was only a flesh wound. The next Doper typically has an indignant response to at least one editorial or letter to the editer per day. ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/40 "2006-10-22T18:55:48Z")
False. The next poster has 4 computers at home and consistently uses 2 or more at once. (and on a completely unrelated note… **Caiata** , can you eat real blueberries? I’ve got a similar allergy to fake strawberry flavoring but not real strawberries and I’d never heard of anyone else with anything like that.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=3)