# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/41 "2006-10-22T19:01:09Z")
[QUOTE=Seren] False. The next poster has 4 computers at home and consistently uses 2 or more at once. [/QUOTE] True! The next poster does not take sugar in their tea. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/42 "2006-10-22T19:08:57Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] The next poster does not take sugar in their tea. [/QUOTE] False! I prefer a 50/50 mix of sugar and honey. The next poster should be doing work… (oh, wait, I’ve done that one already. anyone wanna guess what I’m doing?) The next person lives with at least one other person who is not related to nor in a (romantic) relationship with the poster. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/43 "2006-10-22T19:20:21Z")
False. The next Doper is behind on getting an oild change. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/44 "2006-10-22T19:21:26Z")
“Oil.” ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/45 "2006-10-22T19:52:14Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] The next Doper is behind on getting an oild change. [/QUOTE] True! The next doper has entered a cooking competition before (or will shortly enter one). ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/46 "2006-10-22T20:01:25Z")
False. I can’t cook for beans and don’t need no competition to tell me that. The next poster has written erotic fanfic that they’d rather not talk about. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/47 "2006-10-22T20:32:50Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] False. I can’t cook for beans and don’t need no competition to tell me that. The next poster has written erotic fanfic that they’d rather not talk about. [/QUOTE] False (but I’d love to read some if you have any lyin’ around). The next poster has passed at least one calculus course. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/48 "2006-10-22T20:35:43Z")
[QUOTE=zoid] The next poster has passed at least one calculus course. [/QUOTE] True. More than one. (And the plural of one Calculus Course is **too many** Calculus Courses!) The next poster is a Software Engineer. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/49 "2006-10-22T20:40:24Z")
False, though I did a brief stint as one. The next Doper to respond has at least one decorative plate hanging in their residence. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/50 "2006-10-22T20:46:22Z")
False - I never understood the appeal of them things… The next poster can juggle. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/51 "2006-10-22T20:50:38Z")
True. I can juggle a maximum of three things, very slowly and with very badly. The next poster is in a lengthy (20 plus years) relationship. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/52 "2006-10-22T21:05:21Z")
False, though just about everything else is cluttering up the joint. The next Doper to post has not yet raked, even though the yard is full of leaves. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/53 "2006-10-22T21:07:16Z")
Never mind the above–for some reason they didn’t show on preview. False, I am in a 9-year relationship. The next Doper to post has not yet raked, even though the yard is full of leaves ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/54 "2006-10-22T21:09:50Z")
True. The next person plays volleyball. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/55 "2006-10-22T21:23:52Z")
[QUOTE=dahfisheroo] The next person plays volleyball. [/QUOTE] False. This Doper _played_ volleyball until his left anterior cruciate ligament went bye-bye during a game. The next poster is a disappointed Yankee fan. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/56 "2006-10-22T21:25:40Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] The next poster is a disappointed Yankee fan. [/QUOTE] False (Tigers, baby!) The next poster is getting on a plane in the next 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/57 "2006-10-22T21:28:35Z")
False, but I will be flying on Wednesday. The next Doper has a sink full of dirty dishes. ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/58 "2006-10-22T21:29:51Z")
False, and proud of it. The next poster has at some point in their life owned a reptile. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/59 "2006-10-22T21:35:52Z")
True, many reptiles have been my subjects, but I don’t consider that I’ve ‘owned’ them. The next poster has been pitted at least once. (sorry if that’s been used, I only read the second page.) ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/60 "2006-10-22T21:37:36Z")
[QUOTE=The Sonoran Lizard King] True, many reptiles have been my subjects, but I don’t consider that I’ve ‘owned’ them. The next poster has been pitted at least once. (sorry if that’s been used, I only read the second page.) [/QUOTE] False. The next doper to post has a Jamacan accent, despite being from Ireland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=4)