# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/61 "2006-10-22T21:48:22Z")

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False.

The next poster owns at least 1 Shania Twain CD.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/62 "2006-10-22T22:57:14Z")

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False.

The next poster has had sex in a vehicle.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/63 "2006-10-22T23:03:42Z")

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[QUOTE=dahfisheroo]  
False.

The next poster has had sex in a vehicle.  
[/QUOTE]

True, if BJs count; we’ll have to consult the President.

Speaking of Mr. Bush, the next poster voted for him in 2000 and got yelled at by his/her significant other.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/64 "2006-10-22T23:09:31Z")

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False, though had I, she would have.

The next poster wants a new computer, even though the present computer is perfectly adequate for his/her needs.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2006, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/65 "2006-10-22T23:22:20Z")

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False! I just got a new computer this year and I am happy with it.  
And to go back to the previous page, False! about Donald O’Connor being a better singer than Gene Kelly.

The next poster has called the police on his/her neighbors for making too much noise.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/66 "2006-10-23T00:01:28Z")

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[QUOTE=bluethree]  
…The next poster has called the police on his/her neighbors for making too much noise.  
[/QUOTE]  
True, although it was a long long time ago.

The next poster is a fluent reader of Old English.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/67 "2006-10-23T00:25:12Z")

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]  
The next poster is a fluent reader of Old English.  
[/QUOTE]

False.

The next poster works in a profession that has nothing to do with his or her college major.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/68 "2006-10-23T00:30:13Z")

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Sorta true - I’ve got an engineering degree, but my work isn’t engineering in the usual sense.

The next poster has dressed as an animal for Halloween at least once.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/69 "2006-10-23T00:38:08Z")

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False.

The next poster has made a Christmas garland of red and green strips of paper, glued into rings, to take off one at a time for each day closer to Christmas.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/70 "2006-10-23T00:40:18Z")

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False. My Christmas wreaths never stay together until Christmas.

The next poster sleeps in the raw.

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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/71 "2006-10-23T00:48:48Z")

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True!!!

I finally got a true, woo hoo!

Next poster eats braunsweiger.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/72 "2006-10-23T00:49:51Z")

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[QUOTE=kunilou]  
The next poster sleeps in the raw.  
[/QUOTE]

True. (How’d you know? **looks furtively around** )

The next poster lost his or her virginity before the age of 20.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/73 "2006-10-23T00:50:59Z")

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True, sometimes. Not in the winter.

The next poster has season tickets to some professional sport.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/74 "2006-10-23T00:52:57Z")

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False – but I _am_ on the waiting list for NY Giants season tickets. Only another 16 more years (estimated)!

The next poster has started a thread pitting a fellow Doper.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/75 "2006-10-23T00:55:52Z")

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True ( **Minotaurus** ).

The next poster has never seen the original Star Wars trilogy.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/76 "2006-10-23T00:57:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
The next poster has started a thread pitting a fellow Doper.  
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I have the modest accomplishment of starting the longest Pitting of a Doper.

[Cite.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=323762)

The next poster has seen a no-hitter in person.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/77 "2006-10-23T00:58:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold]  
True ( **Minotaurus** ).

The next poster has never seen the original Star Wars trilogy.  
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That’s what I get for digging up the cite!

True. I have never seen any Star Wars movie.

But still…

The next poster has seen a no-hitter in person.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/78 "2006-10-23T01:08:50Z")

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False!

The next poster wishes there were more of whatever s/he ate for dessert tonight.

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**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/79 "2006-10-23T01:41:38Z")

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[QUOTE=Shoshana]  
The next poster wishes there were more of whatever s/he ate for dessert tonight.  
[/QUOTE]

False, I haven’t had dinner, much less dessert (yet!)

The next poster is very lactose intolerant but still loves to eat dairy despite the consequences.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/80 "2006-10-23T01:48:12Z")

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True!

The next poster had at least one poster of a Star Trek character in his/her room at some point before adulthood.

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