# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/101 "2006-10-23T14:00:04Z")

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True. Rudimentary piano.

The next poster has a child who thinks postage stamps can be used as stickers.

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**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/102 "2006-10-23T14:02:37Z")

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False. My girls now (28 and 26 nevr got into stickers).

The next poster wants to try a deep fried Snickers bar soon.

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/103 "2006-10-23T14:06:43Z")

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[QUOTE=jali]  
False. My girls now (28 and 26 nevr got into stickers).

The next poster wants to try a deep fried Snickers bar soon.  
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False. I have tried, and like, fried dill pickles.

The next poster will have a wart somewhere above his/her navel.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/104 "2006-10-23T14:10:26Z")

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[QUOTE=VunderBob]  
False. I have tried, and like, fried dill pickles.

The next poster will have a wart somewhere above his/her navel.  
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False, I’m delighted to report.

The next poster is at work and really shouldn’t be reading this thread, let alone posting in it.

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**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/105 "2006-10-23T14:11:22Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
The next poster is at work and really shouldn’t be reading this thread, let alone posting in it.  
[/QUOTE]  
How did you know? :o

The next poster is on vacation today

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/106 "2006-10-23T14:23:43Z")

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False. ☹

But I will be next week. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

The next poster has drunk way too much tequila and swore it off for life.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/107 "2006-10-23T14:31:01Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
False. ☹

But I will be next week. 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

The next poster has drunk way too much tequila and swore it off for life.  
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TRUE!  
The next poster still has a few posters left from High School/College days hanging in their house/apartment.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/108 "2006-10-23T14:33:51Z")

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[QUOTE=What Exit?]

The next poster still has a few posters left from High School/College days hanging in their house/apartment.  
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True. But one of them is a Mouse original of the closing concert at Winterland, and is worth some serious bucks. Grateful Dead, Blues Brothers, NRPS.  
The next poster is picturing one of their co-workers naked.

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/109 "2006-10-23T14:51:06Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
True. But one of them is a Mouse original of the closing concert at Winterland, and is worth some serious bucks. Grateful Dead, Blues Brothers, NRPS.  
The next poster is picturing one of their co-workers naked.  
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False, and ew! I don’t have any current co-workers worthy of an imaginary stripping.

The next poster will be a collector of Tiffany style lamps.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/110 "2006-10-23T17:31:15Z")

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[QUOTE=pimaspinner]  
The next poster will be a collector of Tiffany style lamps.  
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Nope – I do, however, have a scarily extensive collection of kitschy shell lamps from the '50s – shells, plastic figurines, etc., set in a plaster-of-Paris base and lit by a nightlight type bulb.

The next poster is left handed.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/111 "2006-10-23T18:17:43Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
The next poster is left handed.  
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True, but you probably remember that from yesterday. 😉  
The next poster will wonder what that meant?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/112 "2006-10-23T20:58:55Z")

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True…and I demand an answer before my imagination comes up with anything more demented!

The next person has a pet they like to dress up in costumes.

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**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/113 "2006-10-23T21:01:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Tengu]  
True…and I demand an answer before my imagination comes up with anything more demented!

The next person has a pet they like to dress up in costumes.  
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False. Although I plan to get one next year, when I move into a cat-friendly apartment.

The next poster will be excited about watching Heroes tonight.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/114 "2006-10-23T21:45:13Z")

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False. Never heard of Heroes.

The next poster dislikes the flavor of coffee.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/115 "2006-10-23T21:47:35Z")

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[QUOTE=bluethree]  
False. Never heard of Heroes.

The next poster dislikes the flavor of coffee.  
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Incredibly true.

The next poster has no landline.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/116 "2006-10-23T21:56:59Z")

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False.

The next poster didn’t wash his hands after the last time he used the toilet.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/117 "2006-10-23T22:12:54Z")

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I did so. 😛

(And I’m looking forward to finally getting “Heroes” taped properly tonight. Having a lot of problems getting that one for some reason.)

The next poster has a serious thing for David Hasselhoff.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/118 "2006-10-23T22:18:55Z")

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[QUOTE=featherlou]  
The next poster has a serious thing for David Hasselhoff.  
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False.

The next poster has solved a crossword puzzle within the last twenty-four hours.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/119 "2006-10-23T22:52:55Z")

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[QUOTE=Sternvogel]  
False.

The next poster has solved a crossword puzzle within the last twenty-four hours.  
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False {\*\*Tengu \*\* twickster organized a Philly Dopefest I attended yesterday and we ate dinner at the same table, nothing worse or better}

The Next Poster would like to share a picture of their favorite pet.

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**Author:** ![Logan\_5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/fbc32d/32.png) [@Logan\_5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Logan_5)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/120 "2006-10-23T22:59:26Z")

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True. my pup is such a sweety!

the next poster has a shoelace that’s about break.

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