# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/121 "2006-10-23T23:08:26Z")

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False.

The next poster solved a Su Doku puzzle this morning.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/122 "2006-10-23T23:40:14Z")

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[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman]  
False.

The next poster solved a Su Doku puzzle this morning.  
[/QUOTE]

False, I don’t think I’ve EVER solved a Su Doku puzzle. (damn things)  
The next poster has finished their christmas shopping.

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**Author:** ![bubble\_pop\_electric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@bubble\_pop\_electric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bubble_pop_electric)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/123 "2006-10-23T23:54:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
False, I don’t think I’ve EVER solved a Su Doku puzzle. (damn things)  
The next poster has finished their christmas shopping.  
[/QUOTE]

False. I’m that girl standing in line at 10 pm on the 24th, bumping into you because I can’t see over my boxes.

The next poster has eaten ramen noodles at least once this week.

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**Author:** ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/124 "2006-10-24T00:10:54Z")

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[QUOTE=bubble pop electric]  
False. I’m that girl standing in line at 10 pm on the 24th, bumping into you because I can’t see over my boxes.

The next poster has eaten ramen noodles at least once this week.  
[/QUOTE]

False.

The next poster has been injured in a mosh pit pile up.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/125 "2006-10-24T00:12:36Z")

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False…but I HAVE been injured in a Win Lose Or Draw accident.

The next poster had a poster of a boy band posted above their bed as a teenager.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/126 "2006-10-24T00:16:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Tengu]  
False…but I HAVE been injured in a Win Lose Or Draw accident.

The next poster had a poster of a boy band posted above their bed as a teenager.  
[/QUOTE]

False, thank goodness.

The next poster has outside Halloween decorations up.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/127 "2006-10-24T00:20:13Z")

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False - I’m being a grouch this Halloween again. It’s not fun now that my baby is grown and in college…

The next poster has more than 4 remote controls within easy reach.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/128 "2006-10-24T00:23:33Z")

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Ummmm…true. 7 of them, to be exact.

The next poster never saw Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/129 "2006-10-24T00:27:13Z")

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True.

The next poster has been awake for 48 hours straight at some point in their life.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/130 "2006-10-24T00:34:02Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]  
True.

The next poster has been awake for 48 hours straight at some point in their life.  
[/QUOTE]  
True. I’ve also broken a couple of bones in a mosh pit.

The next poster has been to Greece.

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/131 "2006-10-24T00:39:04Z")

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False, but I want to go there…

The next poster has already sent his/her White Elephant package to their White Elephantee. (Is _too_ a word!)

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/132 "2006-10-24T00:50:22Z")

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]  
False, but I want to go there…

The next poster has already sent his/her White Elephant package to their White Elephantee. (Is _too_ a word!)  
[/QUOTE]

Not participating.

The next poster has been married more than once.

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**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/133 "2006-10-24T01:02:12Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
The next poster has been married more than once.  
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False. I have never been married. However the average number of marriages for my two brothers and I is higher than one…

the next poster has jumped out of a perfectly good airplane at 14,000 ft or higher.

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/134 "2006-10-24T01:02:26Z")

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False.

The next poster has fallen off a horse.

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**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/135 "2006-10-24T01:37:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Priceguy]

The next poster has fallen off a horse.  
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False, never even been on a horse.

The next poster owns a piece of Elvis memoribilia

SGT Schwartz

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/136 "2006-10-24T01:43:14Z")

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Why yes, oddly. I’m not an Elvis fan but someone gave me some music box guts that plays _Love Me Tender_. Does that count?

The next Doper used to hitchhike.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/137 "2006-10-24T01:47:34Z")

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[QUOTE=koeeoaddi]  
The next Doper used to hitchhike.  
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Damn, it’s been 30 years – but yeah. Fairly often, around town.

The next Doper eats exactly the same thing for lunch most days.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/138 "2006-10-24T01:50:54Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
Damn, it’s been 30 years – but yeah. Fairly often, around town.

The next Doper eats exactly the same thing for lunch most days.  
[/QUOTE]

True, Wendy’s Mandarin Chicken Salad.  
The Next Doper enjoys fun and silly games.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/139 "2006-10-24T01:57:53Z")

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Fa—no, wait that’s true.

The next poster received two credit card offers in the mail today.

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**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/140 "2006-10-24T02:29:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Kat]  
Fa—no, wait that’s true.

The next poster received two credit card offers in the mail today.  
[/QUOTE]

False, just 1.

The next doper is up late, waiting for everyone else to go to bed so they can watch the Spice Channel with the volume really low.

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