# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/141 "2006-10-24T02:31:56Z")
[QUOTE=SlickRoenick] The next doper is up late, waiting for everyone else to go to bed so they can watch the Spice Channel with the volume really low. [/QUOTE] False, it’s only 7:30pm here. The next Doper was a Boy Scout or Girl Scout. Or possibly still is… ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/142 "2006-10-24T03:52:45Z")
True. From about 6 to 13, I was a Beaver, a Cub and a Scout. The next poster has never been married, but was once engaged. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/143 "2006-10-24T04:20:42Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] The next poster has never been married, but was once engaged. [/QUOTE] Well, no. I did live with someone for 2 years, though. Which, in some places, is widely considered the same thing as having been married and divorced. The next poster likes chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/144 "2006-10-24T05:21:08Z")
True, but who doesn’t? The next poster has an unpleasant, but harmless, skin condition. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/145 "2006-10-24T05:47:02Z")
Whaddaya—Okay, true, I got a little acne going. Here’s hoping that eventually menopause will take care of that. The next poster doesn’t know what “MMP” means on SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Corporate\_Hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/65b543/32.png) [@Corporate\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corporate_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/146 "2006-10-24T05:57:32Z")
[QUOTE=Shoshana] Whaddaya—Okay, true, I got a little acne going. Here’s hoping that eventually menopause will take care of that. The next poster doesn’t know what “MMP” means on SDMB. [/QUOTE] False. The next poster didn’t read this thread all the way through and just skipped to the end to play. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/147 "2006-10-24T06:51:46Z")
[QUOTE=Corporate Hippie] The next poster didn’t read this thread all the way through and just skipped to the end to play. [/QUOTE] False. The next poster is on the US East Coast (and is up late!) ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/148 "2006-10-24T09:55:25Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] The next poster is on the US East Coast (and is up late!) [/QUOTE] False. The next poster hates reality TV shows. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/149 "2006-10-24T10:10:19Z")
True. Don’t care for TV in general, actually. The next poster is an insomniac. ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/150 "2006-10-24T10:58:49Z")
False, I just get up early. The next poster has worn a bowtie. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/151 "2006-10-24T11:25:00Z")
[QUOTE=bluethree] False, I just get up early. The next poster has worn a bowtie. [/QUOTE] True. The next poster has performed in a dance recital. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/152 "2006-10-24T11:27:24Z")
True. I even know how to tie a bowtie. The next poster brushes his or her teeth at work. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/153 "2006-10-24T11:28:25Z")
Well, damn. I have not performed at a dance recital The next poster brushes his or her teeth at work. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/154 "2006-10-24T11:37:00Z")
False. I have not brushed my teeth at work, but I have shaved in the car because I forgot to do it at home. The next poster heats his/her house with a wood burning stove. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/155 "2006-10-24T11:41:20Z")
False, but I heat my garage with one. The next poster will have just finished exercising. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/156 "2006-10-24T12:15:12Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] The next poster will have just finished exercising. [/QUOTE] False, but I **am** going to gym in a few hours (when I get off work) The next poster is wearing a green shirt ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/157 "2006-10-24T12:26:48Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] False, but I **am** going to gym in a few hours (when I get off work) The next poster is wearing a green shirt [/QUOTE] False, it’s grey, but I do have a green one. The next poster is typing naked. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/158 "2006-10-24T12:31:20Z")
Nope. I’m at work. The office frowns on bare butts. The next poster will have been terrorized by a hedgehog as a child. ---
**Author:** ![Carlyjay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Carlyjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlyjay)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/159 "2006-10-24T13:14:20Z")
False. Giraffes. The next poster orders in more than they cook. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/160 "2006-10-24T14:39:10Z")
False. But I’d like to. The next poster thinks that movies based on comic books aren’t as good as the comics themselves. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=9)