# Describe the Doper to respond next (Game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 22, 2006, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425 "2006-10-22T07:09:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/161 "2006-10-24T15:05:03Z")
True, although I’ll make an exception for Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane. The next poster believes that no American-brand car is any good. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/162 "2006-10-24T15:13:23Z")
[QUOTE=kunilou] True, although I’ll make an exception for Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane. The next poster believes that no American-brand car is any good. [/QUOTE] True, but I’m biased. The next poster believes that no British-brand car is any good. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/163 "2006-10-24T15:16:23Z")
False. One’s as good as the next as far as I’m concerned. The next poster has a date tonight. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/164 "2006-10-24T15:25:09Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] False. One’s as good as the next as far as I’m concerned. The next poster has a date tonight. [/QUOTE] **sniff** (False – unless my plans to watch _Dancing with the Stars_ count?) The next poster has never baked a cake from scratch. ---
**Author:** ![Carlyjay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Carlyjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlyjay)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/165 "2006-10-24T15:44:31Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] The next poster has never baked a cake from scratch. [/QUOTE] True. The next poster wears a suit 5 days a week. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/166 "2006-10-24T15:47:05Z")
[QUOTE=Carlyjay] The next poster wears a suit 5 days a week. [/QUOTE] False! I don’t even own a suit. The next poster has traveled abroad at least once. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/167 "2006-10-24T15:56:29Z")
[QUOTE=Scribble] False! I don’t even own a suit. The next poster has traveled abroad at least once. [/QUOTE] True, as both a Civilian and in the Navy. The Next Poster was also in the Military. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/168 "2006-10-24T15:59:42Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] True, as both a Civilian and in the Navy. The Next Poster was also in the Military. [/QUOTE] False and au contraire – I’m a Quaker. The next poster wears a watch that cost less than $25. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/169 "2006-10-24T16:11:52Z")
[QUOTE=twickster] False and au contraire – I’m a Quaker. The next poster wears a watch that cost less than $25. [/QUOTE] False, I don’t wear a watch at all. The next poster bought a car in the last 6 months. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/170 "2006-10-24T16:17:36Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] False, I don’t wear a watch at all. The next poster bought a car in the last 6 months. [/QUOTE] False, but depending on what the mechanic finds out with mine today, I might have to buy one in the next week… ☹ The next poster has gone skinny dipping. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/171 "2006-10-24T16:19:25Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob] The next poster has gone skinny dipping. [/QUOTE] True. The next poster has met another Doper IRL. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/172 "2006-10-24T16:20:04Z")
Many, many times. The next poster can play three or more musical instruments. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/173 "2006-10-24T16:21:22Z")
Whoops…I mean skinny dipping many times. Real life dopers once or twice. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/174 "2006-10-24T16:21:30Z")
[QUOTE=pravnik] Many, many times. The next poster can play three or more musical instruments. [/QUOTE] I can pick my nose. Does that count? 😃 TNP needs some major dental work. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/175 "2006-10-24T16:22:40Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] I can pick my nose. Does that count? 😃 TNP needs some major dental work. [/QUOTE] True, dammit. The next poster has used the phrase ‘goat felching’ in the non-Doper world. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/176 "2006-10-24T16:25:36Z")
Yep about somebody ahead of me in traffic and in the presence of ACBG (da squeeze for those of you who have not figured out the importance of keeping up with the minutiae of my life) TNP regularly surfs Pr0n ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/177 "2006-10-24T16:27:52Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] TNP regularly surfs Pr0n [/QUOTE] False The next poster is considering looking for a new job, or has just switched. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/178 "2006-10-24T16:31:43Z")
[QUOTE=Noone Special] False The next poster is considering looking for a new job, or has just switched. [/QUOTE] Not actively searching but open to possibilities. TNP is having sinus problems today. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f475e1/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slip\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slip_1)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/179 "2006-10-24T16:51:20Z")
False. The next poster has a sexual kink that his/her friends would find, well, kinky 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425/180 "2006-10-24T17:25:41Z")
False. But one ought to ask whether that says something about me or about my friends. The next poster is wishing for a danish or muffin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-doper-to-respond-next-game/377425.md?page=10)