# Describe the movie in five words, Take 3 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 23, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163 "2010-08-23T15:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/21 "2010-08-25T10:00:36Z")
Clint loses family, starts killin’ _Casablanca_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/22 "2010-08-25T13:24:23Z")
Bunch of cliches strung together. _Blues Brothers_ ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/23 "2010-08-25T13:34:01Z")
Band saves orphanage, wears sunglasses. _Planet of the Apes_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/24 "2010-08-25T19:00:12Z")
Astronaut can’t go home again. _Plan 9 from Outer Space_ ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2010, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/25 "2010-08-25T19:03:38Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > > [@Disheavel](#): > > > > _The Last Airbender_ > > Shamalayayan fucks up another movie. It’s kind of a fail if your description doesn’t describe the plot, but is instead a shot at the movie’s quality or a comment on an actor or other person involved. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/26 "2010-08-26T14:07:30Z")
_Plan 9 from Outer Space_ Bela Lugosi’s dead. Keep filming! _The Exorcist_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/27 "2010-08-26T14:30:43Z")
Linda Blair spews pea soup. Jesus Christ Superstar ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/28 "2010-08-26T15:05:13Z")
I have all His albums! _Ice Station Zebra_ ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/29 "2010-08-26T15:11:16Z")
Frozen submarine, searching for plot. \* Random Harvest\* ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/30 "2010-08-26T15:37:03Z")
Remember me? Oh, _please_ do! _Children of the Corn_ ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/31 "2010-08-26T18:01:02Z")
Visit Nebraska! Enjoy our cornfields! \*The Human Centipede \* ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/32 "2010-08-26T18:21:04Z")
Ass to mouth to Ewwww! _Diary of a Lost Girl_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/33 "2010-08-26T18:53:30Z")
Virginity lost; life gone wrong. _Deliverance_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/34 "2010-08-26T19:30:10Z")
Inbreeds, male rape, duelling banjos! _I Spit on Your Grave_ ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/35 "2010-08-26T19:32:45Z")
Violent gang rape; repeated retribution. - The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.\* ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/36 "2010-08-26T19:34:59Z")
Criminal’s wife has big tits. _Inception_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/37 "2010-08-26T19:47:08Z")
Am I dreaming? Well… maybe. _Prospero’s Books_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/38 "2010-08-26T20:07:14Z")
Tempest update; Gielgud naked… really? _Top Gun_ ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/39 "2010-08-26T20:12:57Z")
Fast planes and shirtless volleyball _Battlefield Earth_ ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/40 "2010-08-26T20:21:12Z")
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