# Describe the movie in five words, Take 3 **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 23, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163 "2010-08-23T15:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/61 "2010-08-28T05:26:48Z")
Whisper everything in my ear. - Picnic at Hanging Rock\* ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/62 "2010-08-28T05:39:02Z")
70s _The Blair Witch Project_ _The Wicker Man_ ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/63 "2010-08-28T06:49:09Z")
Scary townspeople cause Cage suicide. _Showgirls_ ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/64 "2010-08-28T07:13:54Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > _The Wicker Man_ > Scary townspeople cause Cage suicide. Superhal’s is referring to the remake. My take on the original: _The Wicker Man_ Christians: Zero, Pagans: One _Showgirls_ ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/65 "2010-08-28T08:14:13Z")
> [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](#): > > > [@Superhal](#): > > > > _The Wicker Man_ > > Scary townspeople cause Cage suicide. > > Superhal’s is referring to the remake. My take on the original: > > _The Wicker Man_ > > Christians: Zero, Pagans: One > > _Showgirls_ 5 words. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/66 "2010-08-28T08:45:07Z")
Chinese Cowboys In Outer Space Serenity ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/67 "2010-08-28T10:52:23Z")
Stupid Sy-Fy Crapfest Gets Closure _Matrix_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/68 "2010-08-28T12:47:07Z")
Take the blue pill, please _Johnny Dangerously_ ---
**Author:** ![cucuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7feea3/32.png) [@cucuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cucuy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/69 "2010-08-29T00:21:06Z")
Mama’s boy takes the fall _Tremors_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/70 "2010-08-29T01:41:57Z")
Nasty critters attack desert town. _Throw Momma From the Train_ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/71 "2010-08-29T03:30:18Z")
Louis Armstrong Attacks Old Woman. _Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull_ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/72 "2010-08-30T16:44:20Z")
Magnetic crystals beat scheming Commies _Schindler’s List_ ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/73 "2010-08-30T17:06:48Z")
Saving Jews from the Nazis. _Jaws_ ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/74 "2010-08-30T17:24:47Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > Saving Jews from the Nazis. > > _Jaws_ It is ALWAYS Shark Week. _The Princess Bride_ ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/75 "2010-08-30T17:26:49Z")
“Chick Flick?” “As You Wish” _The Leopard_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/76 "2010-08-30T20:07:23Z")
Aging Italian aristo modernizes, kinda. _Murder on the Orient Express_ ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/77 "2010-08-30T20:19:51Z")
Fastidious Poirot, “Everybody did it.” - 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea\* ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/78 "2010-08-30T20:29:44Z")
Finding Nemo: When Calamari attacks _The Truman Show_ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/79 "2010-08-30T20:34:00Z")
Your whole life is fake. _The Proposition_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/describe-the-movie-in-five-words-take-3/551163/80 "2010-08-31T00:47:34Z")
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